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Old 07-25-2002, 10:54 AM
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A farmer was sitting at the table while his wife was preparing dinner.
His wife dropped a spoon and bent over to pick it up. As she bent over, the farmer said "Honey, your butt is a big as a combine". The wife picks up the spoon and continues cooking with no comment. As she put dinner on the table she dropped the pepper shaker on the floor. While she was bent over picking it up, the farmer said "Honey, I take that back. Your butt is a big as two combines!" The wife picked up the shaker, put it on the table and begins eating dinner with no comment to her husband.

Later that night, after they had gone to bed, the farmer started feeling "frisky". As he cuddled up to his wife he noticed there was no response from her. He tapped her on the shoulder and asked what was wrong.

She replied; "Do you really think that I am going to fire up $300,000.00 worth of machinery for one little corn cob?!!!"
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Old 07-25-2002, 11:22 AM
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Ah yes, that midwestern sense of humor....
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ttt, no other funnies, anyone?????
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