Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same time getting our airline industry back
on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to
look at naked women we should replace all of our
female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every
businessman in this country
would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked
woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline
industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still
have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

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. . .i give that 6 . . . because, well . . . .i like strippers . . .and anything that has anything to do with strippers . . .