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Griff 09-09-2013 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by Areyoukiddingme (Post 3990640)
All pretty comical.

This is about the tenth time Smitty has told his story about his groundbreaking discoveries on rubber hose and how he was asked to reprint it. Thank God he created radius fittings and hoses over quarter inch ID. Otherwise none of us would have ever gone over 30 MPH. In fact, I think every trophy ever handed to a racer should have his name engraved on it, now and forever, because without the legendary Smitty, none of the, not none of us would have any reason to even try.

But hey, let's not let facts get in anyone's way. Check out Post number 3- http://www.seriousoffshore.com/forum...tml#post469189 Sounds pretty much like someone being quite complimentary. And the pic in post number 5? That you Smitty?

There's about twenty people on here that are so enamored with themselves its hilarious. Most of them have worked long and hard to wedge themselves into this story even though they have absolutely no connection or nothing to do with it.

This post will last all of about ten minutes, since that's all the longer anything with any truth ever lasts around here.

The post can stay. Post under your real screen name or not at all.

LaughingCat 09-09-2013 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Catastrophe (Post 3991141)
If you send him a royalty check where should he send the receipt ????

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p...ps9950d5da.jpg

Oh My God!
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JRider 09-10-2013 05:29 AM


Originally Posted by Areyoukiddingme (Post 3991095)
No one is pi ssed at you about anything. But I'm sure there are many out there amazed at how self-important you are. Do you seriously think you were the first and only person to ever realize there were line and fitting differences? You certainly must as you continue to dine out on your story about how you put seriousoffshore on the map with your article.

I think these people would be interested in your literary prowess- and they may be able to supply you with the recognition and validation you so crave- http://www.pulitzer.org/how_to_enter That might come up short in satisfying your need so this may fill that void- http://www.nobelprize.org/nomination/physics/ I've alerted them that you'll be in contact.

I do owe you an apology for stealing from the photo of the fuel lines off of my friend's boat that I took in my driveway. Who do I send the royalty check to?

You have friends?

ratman 09-10-2013 08:47 AM


Originally Posted by JRider (Post 3991656)
You have friends?

ouch! talk about having your azz handed to you. lmao

Level III Chaos 10-09-2013 12:04 PM

I guess they don't do applicant background checks when hiring. LOL Training the next generation of scammers and liars.

http://www.joesdata.com/executive/Ch...767986104.html

bulletbob 10-09-2013 01:48 PM


Originally Posted by Interceptor (Post 3989000)
Sunkin would be better off posing as a snake handler in a Pentecostal church in the Appalachia backwaters. I apologize if there are and Pentecostal snake handlers viewing this post.
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Allright you Jackapple! My snake is spittin mad as hell and in a church nontheless. This from a Appalachia backwater Pentecostal serpent handler. God bless all u sumbitoches!

jayboat 10-09-2013 02:57 PM


Originally Posted by Catastrophe (Post 3990696)
Chris

There must be a football game on that you can watch.
Give it up already

You must have more important things to concentrate on.

Hilarious.

Football is difficult for someone like Chris to watch, as he outhinks both coaches in real time.

Trade mags are always looking for 'filler' content. It's likely the superego contacted them.
Adds a line item to his so-called 'resume', and who knows, maybe some 'discounts' on parts, or new fish to fry?
Ship that engine over here and I'll set it up right. Have it done in a couple weeks.

sitting around the Motel 6 with time on his hands...

Comanche3Six 10-09-2013 03:40 PM

Ambush Predator

jayboat 10-09-2013 03:43 PM

Be a good name for his new Apache. :evilb:

eta: This thread is like a plate of bacon to me. No way can I walk by it.


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