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POWERPLAY J 10-16-2013 12:12 PM


Originally Posted by JRider (Post 4012822)
So...you are a 2 pump chump? I got ya beat, I pull up centered between two rows of pumps, rear pump on each side filling up both sponson tanks and one of the front pumps filling up the Dmax...Officially making me a 3 pump chump. About 6 credit card swipes and 20min I am good to go and people are pissy!

That's awesome! Done it. Because of the layout I have to pull between the two rows of pumps blocking four and using one. And using the one on the opposite side of the one I am using for a total of five pumps LOL. As I said I don't do to be a dik. Last station on way to launch and the guys there know me by name.

Sydwayz 10-16-2013 12:32 PM

Q1: What's in the front part?
A1: Sleeping quarters, TV, stereo & a head/bathroom etc.
Q2: How many does it sleep?
Q2: 1 Guy and 5 Chicks; maybe more pending bra size.



As for the gas pumps, both of my fills are next to each other, SB side next to the helm.
I'll pull in tight next to one pump, and grab the hose from the far side and the the near side as well; and stick them in the fill hose.
Then walk inside and look for a senior person to open up both pumps under an open purchase. There are a couple ways they can do it. This is much better than swiping 4-8 times. After 2 swipes, I have my cards shuts down for fraud protection. When you go back inside to pay for both pumps at 1 time, with such a large sum, I usually end up talking my way into a couple free bags of ice or at least a fountain drink.

commandersander 10-16-2013 12:49 PM

You go fishin in that thang?
Yes. But I'm picky.
Whatcha keep.....?
Square grouper and breasted lady fish.

park35 10-16-2013 02:00 PM

I get the usual... How fast....I say fast enough to make it here in half the time it takes you.....And how much gas does it use....I say...I added a degree or two to global warming....

Dukedonzi 10-16-2013 02:02 PM

I always get asked where I am going to mount the down riggers... Ok, thats mostly my Dad that asks me that. Funny he always asks me that to get a rise out of me, now that he is in the hospital fighting for his life I hope he is still asking next year...

phughes69 10-16-2013 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by Dukedonzi (Post 4012874)
I always get asked where I am going to mount the down riggers... Ok, thats mostly my Dad that asks me that. Funny he always asks me that to get a rise out of me, now that he is in the hospital fighting for his life I hope he is still asking next year...

DUKE, I pray your dad makes it, and if he is that feisty to ask you that just to get a rise out of you I'm sure he will.

justinp20012500 10-16-2013 03:46 PM

Q#1 How fast does that thing go?
Q#2 What engine does it have?

seacrazz 10-16-2013 03:52 PM

I had two teens mouths wide open ask the big three-- HP/ MPH/ and gallons as they indiscreetly snaped pics of the engines with there cell phones.

ttuton 10-16-2013 04:02 PM

As for the gas pumps, both of my fills are next to each other, SB side next to the helm.
I'll pull in tight next to one pump, and grab the hose from the far side and the the near side as well; and stick them in the fill hose.
Then walk inside and look for a senior person to open up both pumps under an open purchase. There are a couple ways they can do it. This is much better than swiping 4-8 times. After 2 swipes, I have my cards shuts down for fraud protection. When you go back inside to pay for both pumps at 1 time, with such a large sum, I usually end up talking my way into a couple free bags of ice or at least a fountain drink.[/QUOTE]

I can't believe I never thought of this! Thanks for a great idea!

articfriends 10-16-2013 04:06 PM

I have had quite a few owners of other go fast boats that they THOUGHT were fast ask me how fast I was going when they looked like they were going backwards , I usually knock 10-15 mph off the true speed when I tell them which really gets them fired up, nothing like getting a spank from a Baja and then being told I was only going about 80 when they are already convinced there own boat runs triple digits! (speedos LIE):evilb:


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