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i love it, #1 ? how big is that thing (A) ask your wife/girl friend lol, #2 ? how much gas does it burn (A) to much , #3? it that a Cig boat some time i get fountain (A) i just say yeah lol #4? How fast does it go (A) we it depends what day it is lol...
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Originally Posted by ICDEDPPL
(Post 4011618)
No way man, first question I get is in my signature : "What do you have in there, a pair of 454`s?"
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Glad I started this post, was needing a little humor today!
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What kind of boat is that?
Me: A Cigarette Yeah, but what kind of boat? Me: A Cigarette (complete with dumb a$$ look on my face, they eventually give up) wait, I don't get asked that yet at the dock, boat is still dry...... |
1. How much gas does that thing hold?
2. How fast is that boat? 3. Man...how much would it cost for something like that? (if it is a teenager). |
"How much gas dose it hold....... How long will that last"
" do you know gas is like 2 bucks more on the water". ......... Most the time I get this on at the pump.....on land.....LOL |
I never get the 454 line - I always get the 350 line...........
Plenty of Gas questions, plenty of speed questions, plenty of fishing questions, etc........ Where I live no one knows what a Cigarette boat is. They all think it is a cheap Fountain or Baja knockoff since they are more recognizable names. I did have a girl at the docks one time tell me I needed to get rid of my off brand boat and get a checkmate. Although I like checkmate, I told her I needed to stick with what I had........... |
Originally Posted by seafordguy
(Post 4011772)
I never get the 454 line - I always get the 350 line...........
Plenty of Gas questions, plenty of speed questions, plenty of fishing questions, etc........ Where I live no one knows what a Cigarette boat is. They all think it is a cheap Fountain or Baja knockoff since they are more recognizable names. I did have a girl at the docks one time tell me I needed to get rid of my off brand boat and get a checkmate. Although I like checkmate, I told her I needed to stick with what I had........... I hear the 454 line... once I was asked if it had a 350 How fast is it, what's it get for fuel mileage My favorite though considering it's still on the trailer in the front yard was the guy that asked me if it had twins.... with the single bravo hanging out the back... oh yea buddy... definitely twins |
Q How fast does it go.
A It went the fastest it ever did today 99 M.P.H on the back of my truck |
I used to hand them the Miss GEICO team playing card that had all the turbine stats and then say that was the boat I had just beaten the previous day, weekend, etc. :party-smiley-004:
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