Mine is "Doctor's orders "

Some people get it, most think I am a Doctor which is fine too.

My last 3 boats have been named Magic Medicine.

Miss Judged My girlfriend has been a town judge for going on 11 years. Got the idea from a Baja that was named Miss Calculation (think they were accountants). People that don't know the story still don't get it and have to ask. They just assume I am talking about myself and how people judge me incorrectly, which they seem to do!

Wasted cash......all the money I have goes into it......people laugh when they see it

The In laws drink alot of wine and nammed their big cruiser Grand Cru, I said they should name their little bow rider Dirty Martini after the mother in laws second favorite drink.

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I used to be obsessed with my Top Gun. So when I got the CC, I am no longer obsessed with it. Thus - I don't care.

I was wondering about that, I liked reading your old threads about you redoing you gun, you put a lot of detail and time into it, and now you have a CC, did you get burned out? The reason I ask, I'm restoring my boat myself, and I've been working on it for over 2 years, it will be like new when its done, but I told my wife, after all the time and money in it she going to have to bury me in it when I kick the bucket....

As far as boat names, mine is Hit & Run and there's a storing behind the name involving the boat...

Mine is (long and hard) under the long is hours and under hard work. In lite color where you can barely see it. Fixing to change the name to ( bi-polar ) since ive changed engines its had a mind of its own one minute its fine the next minute its broke down, or giving me problems.

Blown Money--33 Fountain
Double Trouble--30 Scarab
Risky Business -- 30 Scarab ( I make my living on contingent fee contracts)
XSBS--(friends: when asked why own such a boat, that's what he tells them it is)

One of my favorites: Last Boat IV

I had a 28' wooden lobster boat when i was 16 and all my girlfriends were coming up with.....well 16 y.o girl names.......
The boat was all white except the deck and one morning before sunrise ,i foolishly was fueling the boat w/the engine running and ...kaboom !!! Blew my ass right over the side. By the time we got the flames out all that pretty white paint was charred and crispy,.........as i set there trying to figure out were to start the name came to me and i grabbed a brush.

"toasted marshmallow"

footnote:
35 yrs later -my16 y.o. Girlfriend at the time -parents now own the boat as a picnic cruiser....if they knew the things their little girl had gotten up to on the boat back in the day....they'd probably burn it to the waterline:evilb:

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Didn't last long when wife noticed lol

I thought there would be one on here named "Money Pit". I might use it myself, but my boats relatively cheap, in this crowd.

If it was a nautical name thread. I would suggest someone who has tripples put "B.O.A.T." on the back end.

Im yet to put it on the boat yet but the Top Gun is named "Flat Rate" since im a auto mechanic.

the cruiser is going to be named "CIRRHOSIS of the RIVER"

Off Call 24 Baja Outlaw
Brace Yourself 35 Donzi ZR

...Res Q Me....I'm a 28 year Firefighter, thought it might be fitting financialy as well !!!

We named both our current boats NON STOP. The Scarab is always non stop (except when I break somthing),and the express is more or less stopped in its slip untill its called upon for over night trips.

Firefly

Can't find a pic of it at the moment but the INXS Fountain that's been redone is pretty funny. Has dry side pipes for the triple blower motors and is named "QUIET PLEASE"

Sound of the villain- chaparral villain
Bad Habit- stingray
A.D.H.D- four winns liberator
.......-formula 303 sr1 not named yet?

Blondes Preferred
Wife a Platinum blonde and all my GFS that ride with us are blondes. Always getting s--t from the brunette s going thur the party cove. Want to know why I don't like brunette hair. Pretty obivous by what is on the boat.

Can Ya Hear Me Now

Instigator - black thunder
Rollin' Steel - fountain ( I work for a railroad)
Blown Endeavor - 46 BT with 675ke motors
Sugar Shaker 38 Cig

One I have seen that I liked...

SEA Natch

I heard he named it after his ex-wife

Mine is called

Diehard

Guess what my name is?

APOCALYPSE

27 Daytona, 1100 whippled. Told the wife the name was to signify it was "the end" of me always upgrading my lake boat. Peel it off and "next!" is underneath.

Venom, used to be a Cobra Helicopter Pilot in the Army.

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I didn't name it, but I guess the name will stay due to it's racing history...but name will only be on the stern or engine hatch when finished.

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Temporary change until full repaint....

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Cheers,

Dave

King Ding A Ling 339 skater v with 1300's

My Dixie Wrecked

KAHN JOB My last name is Kahn and I am always convincing my wife that we need another boat!
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Work Release, hailing port Detroit, MI.

Lack Of Restraint -I have none when it comes to toys, and lack contains the familys initials
Go For Broke -I was boat poor for a bit after buying this one
Strutter - My first offshore boat, I thought I was really strutting my stuff, and I like the song.

"Bad Idea" I bought it without telling my then wife. All my friends knew I was doing it. They all told me it was a bad idea. I thought it was funny. I was wrong. Then I got divorced & turned out it was a good idea.

Woody Rigor Mortis...

hope this doesn't offend - just finished a 36 hours with and a Transatlatic flight...checked OSO before crashing and that just kinda jumped out

Knot Sea is always a good choice

Yours should have been "Mr. Sensitive." I'm sticking to that.

Or...Carpe Carp. I'm going to buy a big fish sticker and put it over the "Diem" on your transom.

previous boat - Formula F-1 "To Live and Die in F.L.A.
previous boat - Formula F-20 "Wheres the Party?"
previous boat - Chaparral 215XLC - "No problem Mon!"
current boat - Carrera 27 "Everytin Irei Mon"

kinda get the same questions with the 32 Susnation "Missunderstood"...I was looking for a new boat wife said good idea... got the power boat...not what she had in mind LOL hens the name plus we are both kid rock fans, I let her name that one...the 28 skater is just "28-1" first 28 built, but was Special Addition...I have a new name in mind but the wife is fond of it..."Split Tail" :D