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Old 12-25-2013, 04:15 PM
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If it Flies, floats, or f---s, rent it!
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Old 12-25-2013, 04:21 PM
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If it's got Tits, Props or Wheels it will have problems.
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Used to be a sign on the shop wall """"NO CASH NO SPLASH""""""
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Old 12-25-2013, 04:26 PM
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While I'm doing this, might as well........
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Old 12-25-2013, 04:35 PM
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From the advice section.

'Never approach a dock at a speed greater than what you'd want to hit it at .'

From the peanut gallery

'Is that one of those indoor/outdoor engines ?'
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Old 12-25-2013, 04:36 PM
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Are you bringing your wife?

"NO!"
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Old 12-25-2013, 04:52 PM
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Night time at the bar. "Hey, I'm taking my hot powerboat for a ride now. You girls wanna go?"
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Old 12-25-2013, 05:02 PM
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People get married to the sea, but owning a boat is like being constantly divorced.
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Old 12-25-2013, 05:03 PM
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Sure is a long way to the bank, you wanna F#&K or swim.
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Old 12-25-2013, 05:07 PM
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Lifes a bitc^ then you buy a boat now life is a bitc^ and your broke
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