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Old 08-13-2002, 11:46 AM
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Talking OT: "Redneck Shipwreck"

A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible
shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island.

After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to
the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better
to the redneck. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his
arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely
until the redneck took his arm from around the sheep. After
that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the
most beautiful woman the redneck had ever seen. She was in a
pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed
her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again.
He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in
and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered
in her ear...

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

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DID THE REDNECK HELP THE SHEEP OVER THE FENCE ?????
 
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