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Magic Medicine 02-26-2014 11:11 AM

Congrats on the new job Joe!

Crude Intentions 02-26-2014 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by 12meter joe (Post 4081048)
Trashy? Oh man, I'm gonna clean mine up then.

Yeah Joe none of us can get attractive women was the claim basically.

J-Bonz 02-26-2014 11:43 AM

Congrats on graduating and the new job! I take it mechanical was the program?

88Fount33 02-26-2014 11:51 AM

Congrats from one eng to another.

With the easing of work visas for foreign engineers wanting to work here, I hope your job remains secure. I have benefited from the fact that my local knowledge of conditions here as well as specific product knowledge has kept me secure. I only need about 6 more years til retirement, so I am reasonably safe. I have grave concerns for the future where a flood of outsiders will dilute the earning power engineering once enjoyed.

and no, I don't own or could afford even a very USED Outerlimits.

This is not my Father's (Civil Engineer) world, and the big firms already utilize their offshore engineers that work for $25,000 per year or less.

Smarty 02-26-2014 12:54 PM

Joe,

Glad to hear about the new job, now you will have more money for the boat, for the skanks, for the all the in betweens that the skanks require (booze, condoms, birth control, Valtrex, ect).

I like Mild Thunder's advice where he wrote , "Dont forget to save some money to keep the skanks full of booze and silicone." Keep the pictures of the skanks on your 12 meter coming, I alwasy appreciated the pictures, and your witty outlook.

Maybe with this extra money you could upgrade from skanks to Escorts from Backpage, the quickest way to really piss money away, from what I heard, not from first hand experience*

* my caveat (disclaimer)

Stephen

12meter joe 02-26-2014 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4081062)
Yeah Joe none of us can get attractive women was the claim basically.

Hmmm... that's very interesting. I now will be sure to put full effort into this summers skank hunt. In fact, I am going to purchase more memory cards and back up cameras just to be sure I don't miss anything whatsoever!

I wonder how many skanks mister claim speculator pulls on an average day on the boat? I won't go and "claim" he's gets none but, use my energy in destroying that "claim" this summer.

12meter joe 02-26-2014 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by Smarty (Post 4081119)
Joe,

Glad to hear about the new job, now you will have more money for the boat, for the skanks, for the all the in betweens that the skanks require (booze, condoms, birth control, Valtrex, ect).

I like Mild Thunder's advice where he wrote , "Dont forget to save some money to keep the skanks full of booze and silicone." Keep the pictures of the skanks on your 12 meter coming, I alwasy appreciated the pictures, and your witty outlook.

Maybe with this extra money you could upgrade from skanks to Escorts from Backpage, the quickest way to really piss money away, from what I heard, not from first hand experience*

* my caveat (disclaimer)

Stephen

Thanks. Hey, I did happen to notice you missed an item on that list of skank requirements. A case of Plan B. and local cab number on speed dial.

mptrimshop 02-26-2014 03:31 PM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 4080984)
I think Icdedppl, then again JRider has had a hot avatar for a while too. But we should rethink it. We were just called ''trashy'' last night by another oso member, and that we could never get real women like that on our boats!


With the right amount of dick tape I can get any woman on my boat!!!

New mission .... A pic of my fat ass crushing the Donzi with a kick ass stach, full of hot chicks.

mcprodesign 02-26-2014 06:30 PM


Originally Posted by mptrimshop (Post 4081192)
With the right amount of dick tape I can get any woman on my boat!!!

New mission .... A pic of my fat ass crushing the Donzi with a kick ass stach, full of hot chicks.

okay. your avatar wins ! Another thought here.. We are just viewing Gods beautiful creations. If God did not want us intertested in that ,they would all look like Roseann bar ( sp?) or something. And these girls apreciate us looking them, giving them attention, rides etc. But the ones withh the great a@@s usually go for the Fountains/ just sayin :whistle:

mptrimshop 02-26-2014 07:56 PM

Mine is that chick from teen mom that went porn star!!


LOL


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