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Old 04-01-2014, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Wobble
Oh the irony!!!

no shame in my game bro, im single white and free. lol
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no shame in my game bro, im single white and free. lol
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ok i'll fess up, i did one fatty in my life... a dude i knew was dating this uber fat chick... and he was a good looking guy, so i asked him wtf are you doing with that swine... he told me she gave awesome oral... so i gave him a pass

about two years later after they broke up, she was at a party it was late and "not ready for prime time player" action... so i told her my truck had HD suspension and id give her a ride home... she had zero skill set, i was appalled...

i never looked at my buddy the same again, i lost all respect for him! btw i got her dirty place and she almost cried, told me it hurt worse than when she had her kid... and i saw the light and never went after another fatty... EVER
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It wasn't this chick was it?
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It wasn't this chick was it?
thank god no, not that horrific
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only the novice dbags pay a cien for some leg in the del, i had an in with two local club/putero owners, that would give me a heads up when some smokin new talent went in looking for a job, they would take em to their office and give me a ring. i put em on the scholarship program. lol had em over a could of nights a week to play gf, til i got in with some cool locals that would introduce you to nice girls from good families...

colombia is the same way, it's who you hang with that makes al the diff as to the caliber women you meet. i just rented a big house in cartagena, 4 br/3 car garage, pool 750 bucks a month, about 15 mins to the beach, im having six girls live with me that will be selling liquor on the beach that a buddy manufactures in medellin... ive already tapped 4 of the six... give me a few weeks to sample the other two's goodies.... mmmmm

i haven't been to c.r. in years, it was on a downward spiral/ death roll going back six or seven years... all the ballers started going else where, the ticos are really pos people in general, they are most amoral people you will find, i guess that's why their women make such great ho's. lol i know a couple of guys that flipped out when they discovered their old ladys were banging gringos for cash. that is until they found out how much coin they made, then they just wanted bigger tv's and faster motorcycles...

the horseshoe never did that well, the owners of the delray jumped up and bought all the nearby parking as soon as the horseshoe was being set up, which crippled the place from the get go. even the dell rey has gone to crap, you can get a room for 35 bucks if you know the gm gabby, 50 bucks is their new regular rate and they are lucky to have 40% occupancy these days, they use to have a waiting list and 100+ a night, my how times have changed.

colombia is on an upward trend like a rocketship... i just wish i had bought property here 5 years sooner... i just sold 2 places in the last two years here in medellin, made about 20% on each

im moving to cartagena in a couple of weeks to build an eco hotel on mucura island a friend owns... we will have two hotels there, a high end and low/mid end to attract all the backpacker chicas, that cant afford the pricey stuff, it will have a frat party atmosphere, each cabin has a beer bong, and bbq on the beach. the high end stuff, will all be ocean front with a balcony over the water... colombia kicks c.r. azz in everyway!

how did you make out on the casino deal? rm
It did food for 2 years. We had most of the Pai gow biz. Worse part was we had a full nudity license and had topless blackjack upstairs my partner hired a manager with a jealous wife. Manager was not allowed to be around topless women so he killed the topless black jack. I found out by reading other forums
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I ended up sell my interest to one of our big American players. Thank god I made it out ok.

Crazy about Del rey! How did they screw that up. They had a Goldmine!


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Old 04-02-2014, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by LubeJobs42
It did food for 2 years. We had most of the Pai gow biz. Worse part was we had a full nudity license and had topless blackjack upstairs my partner hired a manager with a jealous wife. Manager was not allowed to be around topless women so he killed the topless black jack. I found out by reading other forums
and email complaints.
I ended up sell my interest to one of our big American players. Thank god I made it out ok.

Crazy about Del rey! How did they screw that up. They had a Goldmine!


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the c.r. and del went down for two reasons, one is los suenos marina in jaco, the only heavy hitters going to c.r. anymore go there and go boating in the big sportfish during the day and jaco beach at night... the monkey bar and the beetle bar are done too as there is a new casino in jaco that has all the business in jaco, all the hot chicas followed the money and left san jose, they could still get a cien for the booty in jaco. the second reason is ALL the ticos from government to cops to hookers are ungrateful thieving pos dirtbags, they brought this on themselves... gringos and their dollars are welcomed anywhere, so lots are coming to colombia now that its really safe, and to s.e. asia.... c.r. wil never be what it once was again...rm
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Originally Posted by ham_r_down01
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
As soon as I read the title of this thread, I thought of ths is song!!!! Ha, Ha... Spinal Tap is a classic....."This one goes to eleven"...
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This thread just ruined my lunch!
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Just because a chick is digging in the fridge doesnt mean she has to be fat.....

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Mmm lunch. Ill have that taco.
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