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This boat has been clocked at 107mph by police radar- Who uses police radar anymore? The ad sounds like a teenage kid wrote this bold statement.

and has been called the fastest single engine cigarette style in the Jacksonville poker runs. -Hello dumb a$$, they're all "Cigarette style" boats if your in a poker run. I don't see Billy Bob taking his bass rig out to a poker run.

Currently the fresh rebuilt has less than 40 hours and the same mechanic has done all work on it for over 5 years.- FIre the mechanic, he is a f'in idiot if the engine looks like that, better yet shoot him in the foot and let the gators get him.

New interior as pictured was just done in may of 2012- Hello dumb a$$ it's 3 years later, not just done, maybe your just "dumb".

I have over 60k invested in this member of our family.- Put a bullet thru the block and burn the boat and put it out of its misery.

There will not be any water testing until pre approved with bank cert funds or cash.-" I need to make sure you have the money first before I sell you this piece of crap."

I could write about the options and Mods for hours.- I don't think anyone wants to hear you puke after reading this $hit you are trying to pass off as a "For Sale" ad.

People who know these style boats know what they are looking at ,- And they're not looking at your pile of milkshake pos.

I am very busy with work so please no SHOP talk.- "I'm too busy trying to bull$hit people dumber than me".

Yeah, a new owner will definitely get lots of shop talk... Along with a bill for a rebuild.
I don't think "belly" is the anatomical part that will be getting filled on this purchase.

I know you probably think you're funny, but your spelling and grammar errors are atrocious. Did his mechanic teach you English?

I've seen much worse.

Me too. But this guy is up there repeatedly calling the other guy a dumbass but can't decipher between they're, their, and there. Just strikes me wrong.

So why do you need to bring in Jesus and his deciphles into it? :D

I really can't believe nobody has commented on this one. This is freakin' BRILLIANT right here! $89k for a Mariah that looks kinda like a Ferrari, only ugly.

I heard if you pay asking price for the Velocity, he'll throw in a new set of head gaskets!!!

Yea, but its 5123 C.I LMAO

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Proof that it's torque that moves boats. LOL.