Wow, you mad bro?

VW Trike - $5500

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/4952517729.html

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COUSTUM VW TRIKE RED WHITE AND BLUE ,HAS FORD RANGER BED AND 78 GOLDWING FRONT END

Fixed the bad grammar, 2:30 AM doesn't agree with my typing skills

Not mad, I I just hate it when someone would list a boat in that condition. Take the time to clean it up, and show good pictures. The ad makes it sound like the owner is too busy to talk to people.
This is how I would have written the ad
502 bowtie block, Callies crank Carrillo H beam rods, Diamond pistons, 8.2:1 compression, Blower shop 8-71 supercharger. Overdriven 10%. Edelbrock aluminum heads, Crane Roller cam shaft grind XXX, Complete Crane valve train. Manley Inconel exhaust valves, Stainless intake valves…….. Engines and supercharger was freshened 40 hours ago. Imco outdrive. Front bolster seats, rear bench seat, side cockpit panels and sun pad were all redone in 2012. Boat has been clocked at 107 mph, blah blah blah
And better pictures of the engine and hull.

I'm sure the boat is nice, but some time taken to present it better. it goes a long way towards reassuring the potential buyer.
I just sold my Formula F-18 and I spent an hour rambling on to the guy about EVERYTHING I did to it and what I knew about it. When I delivered it to him, I spent 3 hours showing him everything about how the boat operates and what I thought it still need to be done. He liked that I shared all this info with him because he felt he wasn't buying a boat that I knew nothing about.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...986649886.html

Selling a slightly used Imperial II-class Star Destroyer.

Previously (slightly) owned by a navigator of a spice freighter, this vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year's harvest. I just haven't had time to give this classic the attention it deserves and my loss is some-one else's gain!

1,600 meters in length this bad boy has a maximum atmospheric speed of 975 km/h and an acceleration of >2,300 g. It's got a Class 2 hyper-drive system still in working order with a backup Class 8. SFS I-a2b solar ionization reactor is in good to excellent shape. KDY Destroyer-I ion engine turns over on the first try but may need a new serpentine belt.

As you can see by the picture provided, the deflector shield generator domes are intact. That is a state of the art ISD-72x.

Fully equipped with LeGrange targeting computers, heavy ion cannons, Phylon Q7 tractor beam projectors, leather bucket seats, and a 15 disc cd changer.

36,000 tons of cargo capacity, this beauty was ran with a crew of 37,085 but you can pull it off with a minimum of 5,000 leaving you plenty of room to pack in a few extra AT-AT walkers, TIE starfighters, prefabricated garrison bases, Lambda-class shuttles, yards of soil, spool after spool of pipe, and jet skis.

This superstructure is perfect for long road trips with the family, discovering new galaxies, picking up girls for dates, and general destruction of your enemies. Have you ever seen what a Star Destroyer can do to the surface of an unshielded planet? Stones run like water and sand turns to glass. With just a little TLC, this baby can be good as new.

Brand new this beauty of the skies runs at about 145,670,000 credits, but do to some carbon scoring I can be flexible on the price. Realistically, I just need it removed from my property, so all offers or trades will be considered. Make me an offer, no mind tricks.

First come, first serve basis. You are responsible for towing.

A cummings with new torres........

It's one thing to not know how to spell tires, but the word cummins is spelled for you right there on the door that you open every time you get into the truck. and 11,000 and salvage title. But at least it's got tow mirrors!

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The tow mirrors are out with no trailer attached, you know the owner is a receiver !

Why is this guy showing us a milk dud motor. I don't get it. I know I'm not supposed to talk shop as per advertisement but wtf. He said it's been the same mechanic maybe he needs a new one

I'm not sure how to do this from my phone. So I ask can someone please post the 19ft. Sea Ray pa change on ebay. Post as many pictures as possible, I think is a good one and it fits right in here.