With an ad that good you need to copy/paste it for eternity:

1984 Corvette- $3500
First off this thing needs some work, just like the girls you can pick up with this 80's pimpin' whip, but it's cheap, just like the chicks you can pick up with this 80's pimpin' whip. Grab your gold chain and fluff up your chest hair and come on down and take this thing home. First year C4 generation, and everyone knows the first year is the best, hopefully it was built on a friday afternoon to, cuz nothing keeps you focused on work than thinking about all the hedonistic coke filled debauchery, and brain cells your gonna kill over the next two days. It runs and drives, starts right up, needs minor glitch stuff. Cougar magnet, this car is hardwired into the brain of the middle aged, cuz this was the car to be in when they were Kittens. You'll be finding wal mart brand granny panties and notes from divorcee's left and right under the wipers when you park it. Nicest car in the trailer park, at least it shines and looks good going down the road. Tons of tread, unlike dem cougars am I right? pick a side and work up some friction. Top is removable, but it is cracked, but it does not get wet inside (there is another cougar joke in there somewhere). A/C needs a combo line (I like combo's) Digital dash is wonky, yes I said wonky. Radio does not turn on but who needs it over the roar of the bad ass crossfire engine (there is a combo of words never uttered in the Corvette world) and the middle aged screams to slow this bad mutherphukkin road rocket to hell. After all this was one of the 6 fastest cars in the world that you could buy in 84. It's also the best handling (watch dem dentures girl) in the world with the optional Z51 suspension. Hark back to a simpler time with 30% interest, Flammable Micheal Jackson hair, and hours of moving a dot around on your TV screen, and get this too expensive to use as K.I.T.T. on Night rider ride. Comes with Members only jacket, new coke, and parachute pants (no it doesn't) Come see it at 126 pondella rd N ft myers 33903 ask for Magnum.

seems legit :picard1:

http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/rnr/5171637929.html

I'm interested in learning about ways to earn a living using a GoFast boat to travel between Florida and surrounding countries (cuba, puerto rico, etc...). Must be legal. Do people ever want to hire a GoFast to take them to various places? Are there every any kind of shipments that need to be taken from A to B?

http://i62.tinypic.com/244oaxt.jpg

Ratman to the white courtesy phone........:479:

Guess he hasn't realized that Puerto Rico is 1000+ miles from Miami........long way to go in an old Chris Craft! :D

He would be great to set up with a fake drug run......1000 lbs of white flour packed tightly into clear plastic bags. Just to see the guy sweating bullets while he ran flour across open seas! Of course, then pay him with a briefcase of monopoly money! :D

http://columbus.craigslist.org/boa/5173048130.html

1990 Red Cigar Boat - $4500 (Columbus)


condition: like new
engine hours (total): 200
length overall (LOA): 25
propulsion type: power


Only a couple of years old. In great condition, tops at 45 mph. She's a beauty and as smooth as a whistle, I'm getting too old for it and frankly can't afford to take it to the lake anymore. Selling it for $5000. Runs good. Some scratches from a boat accident. Barely noticeable. Contact me for more information or pictures.

That has to be a scam, if not that is the largest 25' boat on a triple axle trailer I have ever seen.

I was going to call for entertainment-the phone is one digit short ,,,,go figure ....lol

Totally a scam don't call or email that one lol

Someone's butthurt........

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/com/5170061597.html

Short, to the point... I'll give it a 7.5