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Jupiter Sunsation 07-06-2014 07:59 AM

Gino in a kayak......what could go wrong?

boat gets stranded, Gino gets into the kayak, bangs his head on the dock, has his new phone in his lap, tips over, was previously winding his Rolex but left the crown popped up so his new Rolex gets salt water in it, the R/C boat hit the neighbors seawall and is taking on water, Gino gets back in the kayak but left blood in the water from the head shot he took from the dock, now a pack of bull sharks are surrounding the kayak but he lost his cell phone in the flip, neighbors lawn crew is cutting the grass so Gino's cries for help aren't heard, the R/C boat sunk, the tide is going out, Gino is being pulled away from the dock and he has lost his paddle...........:D

12meter joe 07-06-2014 09:04 AM

All in all, it sounds like a pretty good couple days.

precisiondetails 07-06-2014 10:00 AM

That's aweaome lol Gino

racesdad 07-06-2014 10:01 AM

I told you to call me if you needed anything ! Damn it.
Call me let's fix this . I'll do anything to make it right Gino .
But you never called.
I just spit my coffee out from laughter tho
I'm sorry

bulletbob 07-06-2014 10:06 AM

I will be there in 8 hours to pickup the MTI. Your captians license is revolked. Stay away from the water until I arrive Dammit! If you try to drive the MTI with the remote so help me...........

KRAUSMOTORSPORTS 07-06-2014 10:53 AM

Thanks for a good laugh!

littlereggie 572 07-06-2014 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by Scott B (Post 4148681)
Just an FYI, I do garage cleaning...

You bro, I got 1st dibbs on that dumpster...

augie58 07-06-2014 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by racesdad (Post 4148754)
I told you to call me if you needed anything ! Damn it.
Call me let's fix this . I'll do anything to make it right Gino .
But you never called.
I just spit my coffee out from laughter tho
I'm sorry

Crashing the computer with the last copy of the 36,432 lost IRS emails.

t500hps 07-06-2014 12:05 PM

Geez, you could pay a personal assistant $100K a year, listen to that person for all purchase advice.......and SAVE money !!!! :)

PARADOX 07-06-2014 01:58 PM

I hope the little miniature "RC" driver and navigators are ok. LMAO. Good stuff Gino. We have the same luck, if it moves, electric, internal combustion, cost $. fun to have, it WILL give us headaches. Our middle name is "Murphy". His law for ever stuck. Ergo: "PARADOX" .. Life is, what happens when you plan something else. I bought the little scooter to run around the docks and hotels. Battery replacement, and charger? Not on this planet, pull starter and chord? Some place in Borneo, for the cost of a Lambo. So it sits, :( collecting dust in the garage. I think your RC boat needs company.


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