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T-RAV 10-05-2014 01:03 AM

Again!! This thread and the teaser thread are going to provide me enough material to last through my fall/winter/spring, rest of the countries winter, morning dumps.

monstaaa 10-05-2014 01:05 AM

I ve never been in or know of, one that spun under 40. I have rerigged 2 cigs that did. both driven by formidable operators. which has a lot to do with it.
personally i.m.o.the 47 poker run beak is the best of both.

halfgassed 10-05-2014 07:54 AM


Originally Posted by beakman (Post 4197560)
With a Fountain you get the skanks! Look at the guy in the background wondering where the chicks are! Does this mean I get a ride in your Cigarette.L0L

Whattya mean skank magnets, fountains get the classier girls. After a hard night of drinking and bringing home a boat load like that, of course the fountain is going to collect more chicks, At least one hotty can roll off the top of ya, crawl outta the v berth and stumble past the other two honeys, for a 3am squirt in an ENCLOSED head.

In a cig she'll have to ask Destiny and Bambi to get their heads off the porta potty in the middle of the cabin and watch her do her buisness.

39 Unlimited 10-05-2014 08:31 AM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 4197514)
Yea, this is gonna turn into a good thread. All the Fountain haters are gonna come out of hiding. Let me answer for them.

CIGARETTES ARE A TRUE DEEP VEE. THEY ARE BUILT LIKE ARMY TANKS. THE ROUGH WATER RIDE IS UNBELIEVEABLE. GOING 90+ IN 12'FT SEAS IS NOT A PROBLEM. FOUNTAINS ARE LAKE BOATS. THEY ARE FAST BUT THEY CANT RUN IN ROUGH WATER. THEY ONLY WON ALOT OF APBA CHAMPIONSHIPS BECAUSE REGGIE FIXED THE RACES. THEY ARE OUT OF BUSINESS BECAUSE THEIR BOATS SUCK. GET A CIGARETTE, YOU'LL GET LAID. PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU HAVE DEEPER POCKETS, AND LET YOU SIT AT THE ADULT TABLE AT CHRISTMAS DINNER. PLUS IF YOU GOLF, THEIR APPAREL WILL WORK NICELY AT THE COUNTRY CLUB.

Best 'fact based' post of the year!

Saratoga Stamped 10-05-2014 08:46 AM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 4197514)
Yea, this is gonna turn into a good thread. All the Fountain haters are gonna come out of hiding. Let me answer for them.

CIGARETTES ARE A TRUE DEEP VEE. THEY ARE BUILT LIKE ARMY TANKS. THE ROUGH WATER RIDE IS UNBELIEVEABLE. GOING 90+ IN 12'FT SEAS IS NOT A PROBLEM. FOUNTAINS ARE LAKE BOATS. THEY ARE FAST BUT THEY CANT RUN IN ROUGH WATER. THEY ONLY WON ALOT OF APBA CHAMPIONSHIPS BECAUSE REGGIE FIXED THE RACES. THEY ARE OUT OF BUSINESS BECAUSE THEIR BOATS SUCK. GET A CIGARETTE, YOU'LL GET LAID. PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU HAVE DEEPER POCKETS, AND LET YOU SIT AT THE ADULT TABLE AT CHRISTMAS DINNER. PLUS IF YOU GOLF, THEIR APPAREL WILL WORK NICELY AT THE COUNTRY CLUB.


The 42 Fountain hull, is not a lake boat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PweJJTstRsM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhZmPFnv-c

monstaaa 10-05-2014 09:24 AM


Originally Posted by Saratoga Stamped (Post 4197768)

you still have that machine

Cole2534 10-05-2014 09:52 AM


Originally Posted by Saratoga Stamped (Post 4197768)

Those are awesome.

12meter joe 10-05-2014 10:04 AM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 4197514)
Yea, this is gonna turn into a good thread. All the Fountain haters are gonna come out of hiding. Let me answer for them.

CIGARETTES ARE A TRUE DEEP VEE. THEY ARE BUILT LIKE ARMY TANKS. THE ROUGH WATER RIDE IS UNBELIEVEABLE. GOING 90+ IN 12'FT SEAS IS NOT A PROBLEM. FOUNTAINS ARE LAKE BOATS. THEY ARE FAST BUT THEY CANT RUN IN ROUGH WATER. THEY ONLY WON ALOT OF APBA CHAMPIONSHIPS BECAUSE REGGIE FIXED THE RACES. THEY ARE OUT OF BUSINESS BECAUSE THEIR BOATS SUCK. GET A CIGARETTE, YOU'LL GET LAID. PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU HAVE DEEPER POCKETS, AND LET YOU SIT AT THE ADULT TABLE AT CHRISTMAS DINNER. PLUS IF YOU GOLF, THEIR APPAREL WILL WORK NICELY AT THE COUNTRY CLUB.

First time in a while I don't feel the need to comment. Thanks Joe.

Baja_Bigdog 10-05-2014 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by halfgassed (Post 4197749)
Whattya mean skank magnets, fountains get the classier girls. After a hard night of drinking and bringing home a boat load like that, of course the fountain is going to collect more chicks, At least one hotty can roll off the top of ya, crawl outta the v berth and stumble past the other two honeys, for a 3am squirt in an ENCLOSED head.

In a cig she'll have to ask Destiny and Bambi to get their heads off the porta potty in the middle of the cabin and watch her do her buisness.

http://faceybros.com/wp-content/uplo...-Boats-020.jpg

Baja_Bigdog 10-05-2014 12:10 PM

Which ones are "Fountain Girls" and which ones are "Cigarette Girls"?? What a dilemma.....:confused:

http://www.thehulltruth.com/attachme...irl_boat-1.jpg


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