Call Randy Garcigia or Garcia or Jerry Garcia, they own Cobra power they have lots of parts in stock. Will get you on the water quick! Lol

I hate Obama

I hate Al Sharpton (why is he in Stl disrupting the natives when he owes millions in back taxes, he should be in jail?)

I hate every rioter/protester who thinks they are treated unfairly by "the man".

Bajas suck
Apaches are slow
Fountains are fast, but they are at least 6ft shorter than they claim
Formulas are for old men
A skater is so much faster than your blingin MTI
Center pod cats aren't as fast as true cats
CMI exhaust sucks, Stainless marine is so much better
Eco-boosts will pull 30,000lbs no problems




Chevys and Cigarettes are the best!!:eekdrop: :)

Borgie knows everything you need to know about oil. Trust me, you don't want to argue over this fact. He invented the multi-viscosity oil about the same time Al Gore started the internet.

Apaches Suck!

You don't know what rough water is unless you are from New Jersey!

:daz:

No no, I invented viscosity index improvers (VII's) duh.... Almost as cool as the internet if you are an oil nerd and can appreciate that kind of thing like me ;)

I hate all of the old wives tales and misinformation regarding oil. Oh and NWoffshore.com.. Oh wait that no longer exists and if it ever does again, gets about 5 people per week loggin in. Real powerhouse..

685 dollar rods in a 575 hp engine,jeez.

Nice thread. Nothing like some fun and laughs to help fight off the Winter blues. Its about 12* here and it SUX.

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Please do not turn this into a personal bashing or insult thread.

I would really like some time actually read through some more threads on OSO without having to babysit :angry-smiley-038:

Fountains are the best boats. In all water and in all conditions. All the sizes are the best in class at what they do and we even have a Cat Killer.

Ok Boys n Girls, tis the season to be jolly... Ebonics Crimmus Pome

Twuz da nite befo Crimmus;
An' all o'er da hood;
Air body wuz' sleepin';
An' wuz sleepin' good.

We hunged up our stockins;
An hoped like de' heck;
Dat ol Sanna Clause;
Be bringin' our check.

All o' da fambly;
Be layin in beds;
While Ripple and Thunderbird;
Dance tru' dey heads.

I passed out on da' flo;
Right nex to my Maw;
When I heard such a fuss;
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"

I looked out tru da bars;
Dat dun covered my doe;
'spectin' a sheriff;
Wif a warrent fo sho.

An what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
Wuz a huge watermellon;
Pulled by giant warf rats!!

Now o'er all da years;
Sanna Clause, he be white;
But looks liken us bros;
Gets a Ferguson Sanna dis nite.

Fasta dan a Po'leece car;
My home boy he came;
Whuppin up on dem warf rats;
An callin' dem by name!

On Leroy, on 'Lonzo;
And on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to see!!

As he landed dat watta' mellon;
Out front in da skreet;
I knowed it fo' sho';
Da damndest site I ever did see.

He didn't go down no chimbley;
He picked da' lock on my doe;
An' I sez to myself;
"Sht !! He done dis befoe!!!"

He had dis big bag;
Full of prezents I 'spect;
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
To wear roun' my neck.

But he left no good prezents;
Jus started stealing my sht;
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!

Wit my stuff in his bag;
Out da window he flew;
I woudda' tried to catch him;
But he stole my 'nife too!!

He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
an' whipped out a switch;
He be gone in a seccon';
Dat son of a biatch!!

Next year I be hopin':
Anutha Sanna we git;
Cuz' dis here Sanna Clause;
Jus' wernt werf a sht!!!