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thirdchildhood 11-29-2014 10:13 AM

Take Out Your Hostilities Here Thread
 
......Instead of derailing useful threads. I'll start the ball rolling by saying that nobody here really knows anything about marine engines. All of your wives are ugly and your children are dumb. Your boats are ugly too come to think of it.:whistle:

Wildman_grafix 11-29-2014 10:17 AM

You forgot your boats are slow and suck in big water.

Nate5.0 11-29-2014 10:46 AM

Well....you're fat

SB 11-29-2014 10:50 AM

What type and what weight oil should I run along with what type oil pump at what pressure ?

The above is 98%+ of what brings hostility amongst people in this forum, and others.

So, safe to assume as long as this thread does not pertain to this discussion I mentioned, it will be quite lame. Serious. LOL.

the deep 11-29-2014 10:58 AM

Your choice of rod bolts suck and I'm more intelligent than all y'all . :party-smiley-004: http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/.../592698436.gif

phragle 11-29-2014 11:05 AM

you guys a nothing more than a bunch of closet blow boaters....

buck35 11-29-2014 11:30 AM

Well I'm a gonna get me one o them patchees then you then we'll see. Now when the waters to rough for my 16 foot fountain, I just take the kayak out.:D

sutphen 30 11-29-2014 11:40 AM

Apache

Interceptor 11-29-2014 12:09 PM

Screw Ohio State

mptrimshop 11-29-2014 12:19 PM

Keep it up and I'm going to use my families money to but this place....... And shut it down!!!

badmonkey 11-29-2014 12:22 PM

OBAMA.....:waffen093:

payuppsucker 11-29-2014 12:29 PM

12meterjoe is a woman trapped in a man's body.

glassdave 11-29-2014 12:35 PM

oh I'M IN!! lol :lolhit::angry-smiley-038:


ITS CENTER CONSOLE . . . . WHAT THE F#CK IS A CENTER COUNSEL OR COUNCIL !!!????? SEE THAT THING IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BOAT . . . . UNLESS ITS HELPING YOU WIN A LEGAL CASE ITS A F#CKING CONSOLE!!!!!!!!!!!


MOLD! . . . FIBERGLASS MOLD! . . . . . NOT MOULD!, . . . . IF YOUR BRITISH FINE BUT HERE ITS MOLD


:D :D . . . . all this in my best Sam Kinison voice lol

the deep 11-29-2014 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by glassdave (Post 4227271)
oh I'M IN!! lol :lolhit::angry-smiley-038:


ITS CENTER CONSOLE . . . . WHAT THE F#CK IS A CENTER COUNSEL OR COUNCIL !!!????? SEE THAT THING IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BOAT . . . . UNLESS ITS HELPING YOU WIN A LEGAL CASE ITS A F#CKING CONSOLE!!!!!!!!!!!


MOLD! . . . FIBERGLASS MOLD! . . . . . NOT MOULD!, . . . . IF YOUR BRITISH FINE BUT HERE ITS MOLD


:D :D . . . . all this in my best Sam Kinison vouce lol

Oh that list goes on and on . Hey GD can you repair my haul ? I need a bigger set of true hauls . :cool-smiley-011:

Rattlesnake Jake 11-29-2014 01:47 PM

Thru haul exhaust..

Rattlesnake Jake 11-29-2014 01:48 PM

Nice Tundra,,,,,,,,,, Does it come in His??:party-smiley-004:

abmotorman 11-29-2014 02:17 PM

Marine engines are magical. If you build circle jerk or drag race engines you don't know ****! And don't even think of suggesting anything other than Chevy platform. Your just stupid.

Quick2500 11-29-2014 02:19 PM

I tow my 50' boat with a half ton truck all the time. You diesel guys just don't know how to drive.

vintage chromoly 11-29-2014 02:25 PM

Maybe next year Michigan. Most likely not but, maybe. O-H-I-O!
:angry-smiley-038:

Jupiter Sunsation 11-29-2014 02:56 PM


Originally Posted by Quick2500 (Post 4227301)
I tow my 50' boat with a half ton truck all the time. You diesel guys just don't know how to drive.

you just need airbags in the rear suspension and it tows great!

Jupiter Sunsation 11-29-2014 02:57 PM

The original badazz Apache was a helicopter!

phragle 11-29-2014 03:14 PM

I need a new shifter because my mechanic said I have reversin issues...

ducktail 11-29-2014 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by glassdave (Post 4227271)
oh I'M IN!! lol :lolhit::angry-smiley-038:


ITS CENTER CONSOLE . . . . WHAT THE F#CK IS A CENTER COUNSEL OR COUNCIL !!!????? SEE THAT THING IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BOAT . . . . UNLESS ITS HELPING YOU WIN A LEGAL CASE ITS A F#CKING CONSOLE!!!!!!!!!!!


MOLD! . . . FIBERGLASS MOLD! . . . . . NOT MOULD!, . . . . IF YOUR BRITISH FINE BUT HERE ITS MOLD


:D :D . . . . all this in my best Sam Kinison vouce lol

VOICE! VOICE! VOICE! Certainly one needs a permission there where you are from in order to be allowed to utter something but not everyone needs a voucher! :drool1:

glassdave 11-29-2014 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by the deep (Post 4227276)
Oh that list goes on and on . Hey GD can you repair my haul ? I need a bigger set of true hauls . :cool-smiley-011:

OHHH YEA . . . i knew there was one other i was trying to think of :D :D


Originally Posted by ducktail (Post 4227326)
VOICE! VOICE! VOICE! Certainly one needs a permission there where you are from in order to be allowed to utter something but not everyone needs a voucher! :drool1:


oops :whistle: . . . . that was merely a typo though . . . so its different :D

sea6 11-29-2014 04:23 PM

Asking 200k for their boat but can't spell hydraulic, or trailer.

sea6 11-29-2014 04:26 PM

Oh yeah, using used parts in a rebuild. Seriously?

turbo rr 11-29-2014 04:35 PM

Outboards!

Comanche3Six 11-29-2014 04:35 PM

Ben Kramer is getting out of prison

Quick2500 11-29-2014 04:44 PM

I built a small block in my shed that makes 900hp for only $50 in parts, it's never been on a dyno, though. You boat guys just like wasting money.

Comanche3Six 11-29-2014 04:47 PM

It goes 90 in 10 footers

SB 11-29-2014 04:49 PM

I have a 330hp/454 and want a nasty idle...can you help me ?

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Suggestions on building 600+hp motors on a budget of $2500 and need it to be docking friendly, use factory exhaust and the factory silent choice, be good tubing for the kids, and it has to be as dependable as a 330/454 cause if it's not, my family will kill me, and I'll have to sell the boat, never ever to have one again, cause I won't listen to the good folks at OSO who said it's imp[ossible but i didn't listen and would have been better off keeping the $2500 for gas money and a few extra days off with the family.

======================

How fast does it go ?

It's my first boat. I bought the boat last year without motors.

I built new ones this winter and haven't dyno'd them.

Should be ready by this summer.

It should go 80 or better.

314joey 11-29-2014 04:56 PM

Ferguson is a great place to live !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comanche3Six 11-29-2014 05:03 PM

Yeah.....Don Arno built this boat. I talk to him on FaceBook.

ICDEDPPL 11-29-2014 05:22 PM

You`re all idiots , Fireman are the greatest minds of this generation. One of them will probably invent time travel and cure cancer..
How much chlorine would you like in that pool?

buck35 11-29-2014 05:22 PM


Originally Posted by sutphen 30 (Post 4227243)
Apache

No .. patchee, you never ever mention the two in the same sentence without inciting a riot or worse. Lol

Comanche3Six 11-29-2014 05:25 PM

Al Sharpton is a Civil Rights Leader

Comanche3Six 11-29-2014 05:30 PM

Chris Sunkin has 14 Apaches'

ICDEDPPL 11-29-2014 05:32 PM

If you ever had an avatar or poster, or calender of some hottie or half naked chick.. You`re a loser, you`re looking at unattainable women !!! have fun with that losers. OSO girl of the month calendar??? LOOOOSERR!!!!!
I`m the best by the way. I only ever look at or have posters of my wife. Its all I`ll ever need. All other women are ugly and dumb including your wife and mother and most likely your sister.

Btw, your pool filter needs replacement. I`ll change it but you gotta give me a cookie and a thank you note.

rjcardinal 11-29-2014 05:35 PM

Chime walking lol

Comanche3Six 11-29-2014 05:44 PM

Bill Hionas handles financing for Pantera


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