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Borgie 11-29-2014 10:45 PM

Is that a Phragle original? I like it, very haterrific lol

the deep 11-29-2014 10:53 PM

http://youtu.be/f_TyrEUpZ8Y

glassdave 11-29-2014 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgie (Post 4227547)
Is that a Phragle original? I like it, very haterrific lol



Slayer I believe :musik010:

phragle 11-30-2014 12:10 AM


Originally Posted by Borgie (Post 4227547)
Is that a Phragle original? I like it, very haterrific lol

Nope, a slayer cover of a verbal abuse song.

phragle 11-30-2014 12:12 AM


Originally Posted by glassdave (Post 4227555)
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Slayer I believe :musik010:

Now the question is... Did Dave know the song, or does Dave just know the music I listen to??

Sydwayz 11-30-2014 01:50 AM

From me to y'all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA

Sydwayz 11-30-2014 02:02 AM

And this one goes out to a few select members: (you know who you are) :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hXgAYku2PA

Ahhhh, there; now I feel better. Bring on summer!

bwd 11-30-2014 05:57 AM

You need to get your head out of you butt. Its not gold! But if I had it its not worth giving away. lol

1989mach1 11-30-2014 07:07 AM

[QUOTE=blownwarlock]I know a Warlock is a low quality boat and a 572 CI Dart block Callies crank Crower rods JE pistons Crane cam Dart heads Littlefeild 1071 and Dominators is JUNK.The boat only ran 137 How fast is your V HULL????? Dont judge stuff you dont know about........[/QUOTE

Sent to me in my pm box lol

KSFLYER1 11-30-2014 08:16 AM

I NEED HELP QUICK. Supposed to leave for Poker Run tomorrow, one of my spindles on the roller trailer is galled up-someone said just put more grease in race-poker run is only 886 miles away. Oh the only other thing is when I start the right side engine, the squeally alarm goes off, I was told its probably just a bad sensor, I can't tell because my oil pressure gauge hasn't worked since I took it apart to fix the backlight-youtube had a video but I don't think he knew whaat kind of gauge I had. Oh well, I have to leave in 3 hours so let me know ASAP.

Jupiter Sunsation 11-30-2014 09:28 AM

Top Ten:
1. DDC hauls are a sailboat thing
2. Fords suck
3. Kummings diesels are 2 cylinders short
4. Skaternation is a runaway cult of former Disney on Ice performers
5. Ben Kramer is going to buy a Fountain when he gets out
6. Cigs dont have enough logos!
7. Mercury is a mob racket
8. Powerboat racing is watched by no one
9. Stickers on your truck/boat make it faster
10. Loto is for people that don't have enough gas money to get to Flariduh to go boating!

1989mach1 11-30-2014 10:40 AM

LOTO is ruffer and has bigger waters then the grate lakes and the ocean....

blingbling 11-30-2014 10:53 AM


Originally Posted by Jupiter Sunsation (Post 4227666)
Top Ten:
1. DDC hauls are a sailboat thing
2. Fords suck
3. Kummings diesels are 2 cylinders short
4. Skaternation is a runaway cult of former Disney on Ice performers
5. Ben Kramer is going to buy a Fountain when he gets out
6. Cigs dont have enough logos!
7. Mercury is a mob racket
8. Powerboat racing is watched by no one
9. Stickers on your truck/boat make it faster
10. Loto is for people that don't have enough gas money to get to Flariduh to go boating!

If you don't mind I'd like to add to your list:

11. DCB builds a far superior boat for top end, handling and hull construction then Skater or MTI.
12. Seven marines outboard is truly worth every bit of its price tag.
13. Cobra builds the best motor and its owner is a super honest business man.
14. Terry Sobo don't know s**t about selling Nor Techs.
15 Fast boats really has very fair pricing on there boat inventory.
16. A lot of these bad a** experts on this site can really throttle a boat better then John Tomlinson or Bob Teague.

ROB FREEMAN 11-30-2014 11:28 AM

My next engines are being built by illegals. , that way I can get off the sand bar and run em lol

dykstra 11-30-2014 11:45 AM

Supercat cove!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comanche3Six 11-30-2014 02:12 PM

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Andy Biddle is a famous Offshore Powerboat World Champion

HEDGEHOGER 11-30-2014 04:23 PM

People in the south are so rude all they do is rub it in the face of us northerns that they can boat
all year :boat::boat::boat::boat::boat:

jayboat 11-30-2014 07:08 PM

The weird effects on your photos give me a headache.

I want to see reality.

Jupiter Sunsation 11-30-2014 07:20 PM

Triple Digits is the ruler of the Alpha Drive World!

SB 11-30-2014 07:20 PM

Billion dollar industries of skiing / snowmobiling / snowboarding / etc.

obviously more than a few of us love snow.

Maybe those people shouldn't be allowed to watch the winter X Games. LOL.

That said, snowmobile owners are amongst the most loyal in the world. You have not seen forum / real life 'fights' unless you've been a part of snowmobiling.

That said, as an FYI, Polaris is the best. LOL.

Donziben 11-30-2014 08:39 PM


Originally Posted by KSFLYER1 (Post 4227630)
I NEED HELP QUICK. Supposed to leave for Poker Run tomorrow, one of my spindles on the roller trailer is galled up-someone said just put more grease in race-poker run is only 886 miles away. Oh the only other thing is when I start the right side engine, the squeally alarm goes off, I was told its probably just a bad sensor, I can't tell because my oil pressure gauge hasn't worked since I took it apart to fix the backlight-youtube had a video but I don't think he knew whaat kind of gauge I had. Oh well, I have to leave in 3 hours so let me know ASAP.

Call Randy Garcigia or Garcia or Jerry Garcia, they own Cobra power they have lots of parts in stock. Will get you on the water quick! Lol

Donziben 11-30-2014 08:45 PM

I hate Obama

I hate Al Sharpton (why is he in Stl disrupting the natives when he owes millions in back taxes, he should be in jail?)

I hate every rioter/protester who thinks they are treated unfairly by "the man".

Donziben 11-30-2014 08:57 PM

Bajas suck
Apaches are slow
Fountains are fast, but they are at least 6ft shorter than they claim
Formulas are for old men
A skater is so much faster than your blingin MTI
Center pod cats aren't as fast as true cats
CMI exhaust sucks, Stainless marine is so much better
Eco-boosts will pull 30,000lbs no problems




Chevys and Cigarettes are the best!!:eekdrop: :)

Couginitnordic 11-30-2014 09:10 PM

Borgie knows everything you need to know about oil. Trust me, you don't want to argue over this fact. He invented the multi-viscosity oil about the same time Al Gore started the internet.

Tom A. 11-30-2014 09:49 PM

Apaches Suck!

You don't know what rough water is unless you are from New Jersey!

:daz:

Borgie 11-30-2014 10:36 PM


Originally Posted by Couginitnordic (Post 4227931)
Borgie knows everything you need to know about oil. Trust me, you don't want to argue over this fact. He invented the multi-viscosity oil about the same time Al Gore started the internet.

No no, I invented viscosity index improvers (VII's) duh.... Almost as cool as the internet if you are an oil nerd and can appreciate that kind of thing like me ;)

I hate all of the old wives tales and misinformation regarding oil. Oh and NWoffshore.com.. Oh wait that no longer exists and if it ever does again, gets about 5 people per week loggin in. Real powerhouse..

mike tkach 11-30-2014 11:39 PM

685 dollar rods in a 575 hp engine,jeez.

Griff 12-01-2014 01:52 AM

Nice thread. Nothing like some fun and laughs to help fight off the Winter blues. Its about 12* here and it SUX.

Several posts were moved from this thread to mod area.
Please do not turn this into a personal bashing or insult thread.

I would really like some time actually read through some more threads on OSO without having to babysit :angry-smiley-038:

On Time 12-01-2014 08:52 AM

Fountains are the best boats. In all water and in all conditions. All the sizes are the best in class at what they do and we even have a Cat Killer.

On Time 12-01-2014 09:10 AM

Ok Boys n Girls, tis the season to be jolly... Ebonics Crimmus Pome

Twuz da nite befo Crimmus;
An' all o'er da hood;
Air body wuz' sleepin';
An' wuz sleepin' good.

We hunged up our stockins;
An hoped like de' heck;
Dat ol Sanna Clause;
Be bringin' our check.

All o' da fambly;
Be layin in beds;
While Ripple and Thunderbird;
Dance tru' dey heads.

I passed out on da' flo;
Right nex to my Maw;
When I heard such a fuss;
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"

I looked out tru da bars;
Dat dun covered my doe;
'spectin' a sheriff;
Wif a warrent fo sho.

An what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
Wuz a huge watermellon;
Pulled by giant warf rats!!

Now o'er all da years;
Sanna Clause, he be white;
But looks liken us bros;
Gets a Ferguson Sanna dis nite.

Fasta dan a Po'leece car;
My home boy he came;
Whuppin up on dem warf rats;
An callin' dem by name!

On Leroy, on 'Lonzo;
And on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to see!!

As he landed dat watta' mellon;
Out front in da skreet;
I knowed it fo' sho';
Da damndest site I ever did see.

He didn't go down no chimbley;
He picked da' lock on my doe;
An' I sez to myself;
"Sht !! He done dis befoe!!!"

He had dis big bag;
Full of prezents I 'spect;
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
To wear roun' my neck.

But he left no good prezents;
Jus started stealing my sht;
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!

Wit my stuff in his bag;
Out da window he flew;
I woudda' tried to catch him;
But he stole my 'nife too!!

He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
an' whipped out a switch;
He be gone in a seccon';
Dat son of a biatch!!

Next year I be hopin':
Anutha Sanna we git;
Cuz' dis here Sanna Clause;
Jus' wernt werf a sht!!!

12meter joe 12-01-2014 11:04 AM

F%#@

I feel better

BUP 12-01-2014 11:48 AM

My boat won't run past 3000 rpm whats wrong ?


What in the fruck do have and the year and serial #'s of the engine. after pulling teeth for all that info. Now you do not have a stock app so now what in the world do you really have. I can not believe people think they can find a fix with these non and not enough info posts. jeepers.

maybe this will help - Like calling the auto parts store I need a starter

auto parts worker - for what app ?

My truck

What type of truck?

Chevy

What motor ?

V-8

V-8 what ?

350

what year ?

1992

2 wheel drive or 4 ?

4 wheel drive

The guy at the auto store can not sell you nor guess on what starter you need UNTIL you lay out all the complete info.

Can you get my point explaining this example as to why all info needs to be posted about the problems and what in the world you have for a marine app to a tee.

Crude Intentions 12-01-2014 12:03 PM

If you boat on the Great Lakes you better own a cig. A fountain is worthless if there is more than a 6 inch chop. Salt will immediately disintegrate your boat.

Yes it's 82degrees today. :)

On Time 12-01-2014 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4228178)
If you boat on the Great Lakes you better own a cig. A fountain is worthless if there is more than a 6 inch chop. Salt will immediately disintegrate your boat.

Yes it's 82degrees today. :)

My Fountain is a lake boat. A really good one. 75 in H town yesterday. Went for a 6 mile jog with my daughter...

glenncal1 12-01-2014 12:29 PM

[QUOTE=Donziben;4227925]Bajas suck
Apaches are slow
Fountains are fast, but they are at least 6ft shorter than they claim
Formulas are for old men
A skater is so much faster than your blingin MTI
Center pod cats aren't as fast as true cats
CMI exhaust sucks, Stainless marine is so much better
Eco-boosts will pull 30,000lbs no problems


Hey I resemble that remark :angry-smiley-044:

Don't forget that having a hot boat will get chicks dropping their panties like you are George Clooney
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f_inscreenname 12-01-2014 12:50 PM

Justin Bieber is a musical genius....
Kim Kardashian is a great role model for young girls ...
Bayliner rules!!!!

On Time 12-01-2014 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by f_inscreenname (Post 4228206)
Justin Bieber is a musical genius....
Kim Kardashian is a great role model for young girls ...
Bayliner rules!!!!

Forgot one:
Obama is the greatest President the US ever had and a model for encouraging our national work ethic and our international standing.

Comanche3Six 12-01-2014 01:05 PM

Hillary will make a great president

the deep 12-01-2014 04:19 PM


Originally Posted by Comanche3Six (Post 4228215)
Hillary will make a great president

http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/...eep/finger.gif http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/...edeep/puke.gif

Cash Bar 12-01-2014 04:30 PM


Originally Posted by Griff (Post 4227996)
Nice thread. Nothing like some fun and laughs to help fight off the Winter blues. Its about 12* here and it SUX.

Several posts were moved from this thread to mod area.
Please do not turn this into a personal bashing or insult thread.

I would really like some time actually read through some more threads on OSO without having to babysit :angry-smiley-038:

Go Fund yourself. :nicethread:

And, oh yeah, it's 80 degrees here but it's F'n raining. And the Dolphins are here on MNF.


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