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Old 09-03-2002, 02:37 PM
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President Bush is having lunch with the prince of Saudi Arabia when the Prince says:

"Mr. President, I am a great fan of Star Trek. However, I am a bit troubled by its discriminatory nature."

George W., bewildered, asks, "what do you mean?"

Prince: "Well, you have blacks, whites, asians, all represented on the show but there are no people of middle eastern descent."

George W. replies, "But of course, Star Trek is a show about the FUTURE!"
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George W and Sadam Husaen are walking on the beach. They find a bottle on the ground and rub it and out pops a Genie. The Genie says I will grant you each a wish for freeing me.

Sadam says I am going to go first. For me I want a wall that goes all the way around my country to keep people out. I want it to be a mile high and 100 feet thick. I want there to be no doors and no windows. The genie says ok and poof it is done.

George W say ok fill it with cement
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