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Old 02-20-2015, 01:08 AM
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Old 02-20-2015, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by tommymonza
Cuba baby
So I go to Cuba, the talent (girls) is worth the trip ? I have a good feeling wherever I go it is all the same, too many pretty faces, not enough money, too little time....But I am willing to learn, so Cuba it is...
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Old 02-20-2015, 07:14 AM
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Old 02-20-2015, 09:09 AM
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Stop by and pick me up, I can be your designated drinker.
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Old 02-20-2015, 10:55 AM
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Long ago I dated a gal that told me when I'm good I'm good, but when I'm bad I'm better.
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Old 02-20-2015, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by phragle
The thing about 22y/o gf's when your in your 40's they should be strictly catch and release, otherwise you have to talk to them.Trying to carry on an intelligent with a typical 22 y/o chick will cause a guy to drink heavily leading to various ancillary problems.
Age is somewhat irreverent as talking to them leads to drinking no matter the age, just maybe a little less when they're older. It's like comparing getting an ice pick shoved in your ear or a steak knife. The steak knife will hurt more, but they will both be very painful.
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Old 02-20-2015, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by phragle
In Ohio, you get "party plates" after a couple dui's.... they are yellow with redletters/numbers.. different from normal ohio plates. And they mean a cop can pull you over when ever for whatever without rhyme or reason.
imagine the look on an ohio drivers face when they first land get their rental and start driving in arizona!
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Old 02-20-2015, 01:13 PM
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I apologize for sidetracking the dating thread....but is there not a technique to beating a breathalyzer?....lets say you get caught at a traffic stop and it is one those situations where you had just had a couple of beers so you know it may be a slight chance of just being over the limit...is there a way to take a breathalyzer that could make the results more in your favor....I have never had one so I really don't know what the process is
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Damn, this thread went from discussing DUI defense to throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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