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Old 09-04-2002, 04:05 PM
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I'm sure this is gonna piss someone off, but it rings so true, I had to share it......

01. You have to sort of believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

02. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

03. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

04. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

05. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

06. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.

07. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand; in short, you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.

08. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create prosperity.

09. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start
wars.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't, because the right people haven't been in charge.

16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail but a liar and probable sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that a homosexual parade displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
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this is what happens when you vote republican in the perfect democratic world
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Risk Taker, Your right on both counts!

It's gonna piss someone off....but yet so true
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So true, so true...
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Thumbs up RIGHT ON TISK TAKER!

Boy, I don't think truer words have ever been spoken! I wonder what SUPERCRASH thinks?
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AMEN== There I just upset SUPERCRASH and CAT MAN DO
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18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail but a liar and probable sex offender belonged in the White House.


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Boy, I don't think truer words have ever been spoken! I wonder what SUPERCRASH thinks?
I thought this would have drawn him out. But I guess not yet. Don't worry STUPIDCRASH is still here just using a different name. A little birdie told me and when I looked up the posts you could tell it was still him. Lets everyone take a moment and say a prayer for him
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beeeaaaauuuutyfull just beeaauutyfull.

So true, so true.

Of course Democrats don't seem to care so much about truth.
I'm from Al Gore's home stomping grounds. I got stories...

Career politicians that are groomed from a young age to be career politicians rarely have a healthy/normal/balanced view of reality.

'Course that is just my moderately conservative, heavily capitalistic viewpoint.
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Good Democrat = Oxymoron Right?
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