lets hope these kids are doing a project on the boats not the people who operate them because there view will be greatly influenced with these pictures lol it wouldn't be too much of an educational essay

Assuming the original post is legit, I would advise revising the size up to 19-24'.
This is the general size of most entry level boats today. Smaller; storage and options are limited as well as that undesirable rocking, small boat feeling.

Can anyone do one of those geeky ISP searches to vet if this is real or Darr?

My advice, use someone else's boat and money. Like the pic says, just offer to fill it up