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Nagivator 09-12-2002 09:16 PM

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OK Santa has been on a diet lately and wanted you to see how much weight he's lost. He also told me you're all getting a lump of coal for Christmas!

D_Casten 09-12-2002 09:38 PM

http://www.ballscasten.com/700dock/images/teapot.jpg

For Sale one good tea pot. Must sell, need money, make offer.

Ted G 09-12-2002 09:42 PM

Typing feverishly:

" My name is Rex. I'm 6'3" 190 lbs. I like mountain biking, marathons, kick boxing, and long deep tissue massage. I am looking for a SWF, slim, good cook, blind, with her own bag of flour.....:p

cuda 09-12-2002 11:27 PM

Dude is so fat, he broke his leg and gravy ran out!:D

cuda 09-12-2002 11:32 PM

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She's typing back "Petite blonde, enjoys long walks on the beach and bikini contests. Former Miss Arkansas."

D_Casten 09-13-2002 06:57 AM

shes so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

Ranman 09-13-2002 08:20 AM

He's so fat I tried to drive around him, but I ran out of gas.

nautigirl 09-13-2002 09:21 AM

First one:D :D :D

Other ones makin me kinda ill!!:p :p :eek:

dockrocker 09-13-2002 10:07 AM

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What the Doritos people don't want you to know: :eek:

CigDaze 09-13-2002 10:16 AM

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:rolleyes:


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