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Old 09-12-2002 | 09:16 PM
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OK Santa has been on a diet lately and wanted you to see how much weight he's lost. He also told me you're all getting a lump of coal for Christmas!
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Old 09-12-2002 | 09:38 PM
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For Sale one good tea pot. Must sell, need money, make offer.
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Old 09-12-2002 | 09:42 PM
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" My name is Rex. I'm 6'3" 190 lbs. I like mountain biking, marathons, kick boxing, and long deep tissue massage. I am looking for a SWF, slim, good cook, blind, with her own bag of flour.....
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Old 09-12-2002 | 11:27 PM
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Dude is so fat, he broke his leg and gravy ran out!
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Old 09-12-2002 | 11:32 PM
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She's typing back "Petite blonde, enjoys long walks on the beach and bikini contests. Former Miss Arkansas."
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Old 09-13-2002 | 06:57 AM
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shes so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
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Old 09-13-2002 | 08:20 AM
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He's so fat I tried to drive around him, but I ran out of gas.
 
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Old 09-13-2002 | 09:21 AM
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First one

Other ones makin me kinda ill!!
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Old 09-13-2002 | 10:07 AM
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What the Doritos people don't want you to know:
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Old 09-13-2002 | 10:16 AM
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