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Old 09-19-2002, 12:30 AM
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OK I think I might get a little heat from this one, but I thought they where funny.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks
you're a fat skank.


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my
crotch.


Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, 'cause after I get done nailing you in the back of
my car... I don't give a crap where you go.


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face


Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.


Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me... as long as you're still warm when I do
you.
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Old 09-19-2002, 12:35 AM
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ya you are going to take some heat for that
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Old 09-19-2002, 12:48 AM
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Talking me like it alot

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Old 09-19-2002, 01:04 AM
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Damn, it's getting hot in here
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THOSE ARE SEXIST AND JUST PLAIN WRONG.!!!!!!
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Got any more ???


by the way is it sexist or sexxist ? never used that word before
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Well needed this morning!!!!!


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This is just more proof of how sick our people have become. If you don't see the point you are probably infected.
 
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Keep it coming. No offense here
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