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Old 09-20-2002, 09:14 AM
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Unhappy Disappointed again

Today is my birthday, and, just like last year and all the preceding years, I'm disappointed again. For the last several years, I told my wife "all I want for my birthday is 2 things ............a 38' Cigarette and an Orgy" This year I lowered my wish list to a 29' Baja (little less expensive) and a Orgy. Oh well, the shirt fits and looks pretty good, don't know when I'll need the new tie .........................

Maybe next year I'll just ask for 1 thing??

It's just like that, ................... only different
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Old 09-20-2002, 09:21 AM
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Happy- B-day!!

Now quit your whining!!!

As far as the Orgy goes. Get on the bed naked with a bunch of playboys and let your hands fight over who gets you FIRST!!!!!

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Old 09-20-2002, 09:22 AM
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Well, First off Happy Birthday!!!
Second, I've been pumping the same wish list for a little while now...I don't think it's going to happen(for me at least)

Have you seen that new commercial where the guy is at the alter on his wedding day and he looks to right and says "I do" and then they pan to the left and he says "I do" to his second wife....My wife hates that commercial because I always have a big grin on my face!
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Old 09-20-2002, 09:27 AM
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Happy Birthday

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Old 09-20-2002, 09:31 AM
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Happy Birthday! I have nearly the same B-Day wish except mine is for a 32 or 36 Skater. I only want 500's and Dry Sump #6's. What's the big deal anyway? Hell, I would even let my wife in on the orgy!
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Old 09-20-2002, 09:37 AM
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happy birthday bro! live it up today......
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Old 09-20-2002, 09:45 AM
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Happy B-day ......... I've always wanted a new tie , the orgies get boring after a few years anyhow
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Old 09-20-2002, 09:52 AM
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very good, I just don't think you are being very fair, you would be putting your poor wife through a lot of work, boat shopping, and then the Orgy thing. Give her a break, after the Skater is delivered she will be too busy WASHING and WAXING the boat to be involved in the orgy thing. Please try to be more considerate in the future.
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Old 09-20-2002, 10:18 PM
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I have the same wish too. Mine's tomorrow, and I didn't see any large boxes in front of the house, but I may get the other half......the night is still young!

And Phillip, you are wrong, my gf always has enough energy to detail the boat after an orgy.
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Old 09-20-2002, 10:37 PM
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Does an orgy require that long of smoke afterward's ???
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