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Originally Posted by Rattlesnake Jake (Post 4422489)

liveonanisland, just wondering what kind of boat you have???

24ft bayliner... with a turbine engine out if an old SR71 blackbird in it

But seriously, currently i have 3 boats and two skanks... a 15ft runabout i use to bounce around the islands where i live.

i also own a 30ft pos (cringe) colombian made cargo boat with a pair of 40hp made in china crapola sail engines, that ive used the last two years hauling building materials and skanks to the island where my hostel is located. Im adding more seats next month and hanging a pair of 200 rude eggbeaters on it to haul 32 guests/skanks a trip to my island in the future.

I also have a 32 manta cc with a pair of 300 rudes V8s on it... but as soon as my hostel starts making more coin i plan to put together a 38 to 41 ft offshore boat with cummins 8.3s and arnesons to run to and from cartagena to shuttle guests/skanks to and from my hostel.

Other boats ive owned include 39 larry smith scarab, 35 mistess, 21 donzi minx, 19 honda jet boat, 18 ft donzi, and a zodiac for diving.

I think ill wait til im in depends, before i start restoring old tractors as that could seriously cut in to my skanking time...RM

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Originally Posted by Rattlesnake Jake (Post 4422489)

liveonanisland, just wondering what kind of boat you have???

Btw im actually ratman and have been on oso for years and former member of sbrt... which was disbanded when stecz and tantrum oso's only siamese twins were put on sexual predator watch lists

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Originally Posted by iliveonanisland (Post 4422487)

wow... Just wow... Ok let me break it down for ya boatless captain nick... Im going to write my reply very slowly so, i don't lose ya nick.

First off i would never defile a classic ole tractor with plain old cows milk/leche. I was inferring a country cornfed gal with lots of exp milking cows by hand, just might be a handy companion to have around.

Second off i always treat the skanks with mucho respecto... Hershey kisses for the chunky ones, and i always serve the md 20/20 chilled. Im even talking ribbed condoms for her pleasure, wink wink.

So please dont unfairly judge me by this one post brah, im not like that!

Thirdly when i hear someone say restore i have visions of them taking it down to a handfull of milk crates full of parts... Engine, trans, diff, etc... Not a scuff and shoot paint job over at the local body shop!

Now in an effort to get to know you a little better can you give me the apprx length of the school bus that picked you up for school in the am. You can give it to me in feet, inches, meters, whatever, as i have an abacus made of used benwa balls, and can do the math...

That being said, i wish you much luck with your tractor restoration, and in your search for a suitable soulmate/skank... Rm

to funny

RATMAN for President:Score-101010:

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Originally Posted by WARPARTY36 (Post 4422530)

RATMAN for President:Score-101010:

We could do a lot worse!!! lol

This thread got awesome.

[QUOTE=Nate5.0;4422200]I was thinking more like this.......this country bar is less than 2 miles from my front door and a LOT of fun

We got one of those about 30 mins away... Just imagine when i pull up in the 650.

This was at LOTO 2015 @ PBC.....Not the hottest but i'll take it. :lolhit:

http://i1344.photobucket.com/albums/...sndvlmrxu.jpeg

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Originally Posted by SkaterMike82 (Post 4422592)

This was at LOTO 2015 @ PBC

http://i1344.photobucket.com/albums/...psyadkojrd.jpg

We should be all set for the Landings as well. You better bring a dock party