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SkaterMike82 03-30-2016 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by Nate5.0 (Post 4422600)
We should be all set for the Landings as well. You better bring a dock party

I'm not at the Landings lol. I'm at the Ledges next to PBC. WTF are you doing at the Landings lol....PM me on FB.

Nate5.0 03-30-2016 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by SkaterMike82 (Post 4422622)
I'm not at the Landings lol. I'm at the Ledges next to PBC. WTF are you doing at the Landings lol....PM me on FB.

I am an idiot.....we're at Ledges as well.

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Captain Nick 03-30-2016 09:04 PM


Originally Posted by iliveonanisland (Post 4422487)
Wow... just wow... ok let me break it down for ya boatless captain nick... im going to write my reply very slowly so, i don't lose ya nick.

first off i would never defile a classic ole tractor with plain old cows milk/leche. I was inferring a country cornfed gal with lots of exp milking cows by hand, just might be a handy companion to have around.

Second off i always treat the skanks with mucho respecto... hershey kisses for the chunky ones, and i always serve the MD 20/20 chilled. Im even talking ribbed condoms for her pleasure, wink wink.

So please dont unfairly judge me by this one post brah, im not like that!

Thirdly when i hear someone say restore i have visions of them taking it down to a handfull of milk crates full of parts... engine, trans, diff, etc... not a scuff and shoot paint job over at the local body shop!

now in an effort to get to know you a little better can you give me the apprx length of the school bus that picked you up for school in the am. You can give it to me in feet, inches, meters, whatever, as i have an abacus made of used benwa balls, and can do the math...

that being said, i wish you much luck with your tractor restoration, and in your search for a suitable soulmate/skank... RM

I accept your apology and I'm moving on. I'm glad that you made yourself more clear.

iliveonanisland 04-01-2016 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by Captain Nick (Post 4422809)
I accept your apology and I'm moving on. I'm glad that you made yourself more clear.

Thats cool nick glad we could bury the hatchet.

Btw just a tip when dealing with wide load country cornfed skanks, its easier if you butter their hips, so you can push em through the doorway to your crib a lil more quickly so your buddies or the neighbors dont see what cha drug home! Peace out nick, rm

F-2 Speedy 04-01-2016 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by iliveonanisland (Post 4422522)
Btw im actually ratman and have been on oso for years and former member of sbrt... which was disbanded when stecz and tantrum oso's only siamese twins were put on sexual predator watch lists

He created a new ID cuz he forgot his password... BTW did you try ( password ) ?? were ya been I've missed your witty banter,..... O ya building a resort, Skanks and beers on the house

Speedracer29 04-01-2016 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by 33outlawsst (Post 4423548)
He created a new ID cuz he forgot his password... BTW did you try ( password )?

So he says.... I'm still pretty confident the new user ID involved some three letter government agency and a thwarted attempt to take over a brothel/compound somewhere in South America.

Blueabyss 04-01-2016 03:14 PM

I sold my go fast boat back about 5 yrs ago after it ate its 3rd motor in 3 years. 2 of them in the same year...lol.. Decided I was getting a big cruiser. Made an offer on one and it was declined. 6 months later I looked up the ad for that same cruiser and it was listed for 10k less than I offered. I picked up the phone and called the broker only to find out it had sold. Asked why he did not call me back as I had offered 10k more 6 months ago and he replied.. Oh ya. I forgot about that.. Dumb Ass. I had been boatless for about 2 years at that point. Anyway I was pissed and went on ebay and typed in "Boat". Third boat that popped up was a 1999 2452 Hardtop Bayliner Ciera with a 5.0. Said it had cosmetic damage which consisted of scratches from Hurricane Sandy. 7000.00 obo. Yes 7k. I called the guy and we settled on 5500.00. Got the boat delivered to Florida 2 weeks later. Put it on the hose and it fired right up. Launched it and took it for a spin. Ran and drove perfect. Put a swim platform on it and a new prop and ran it all season with no problems. The next year I changed the manifolds and risers as I did not know how old they were. Switched them to the newer dry joint style and did some general maintenance like impeller , plugs , bellows and such. Trailered it to Miami and took a 10 Day trip to Bimini Bahamas. It has a Hard top and glass on 3 sides so its a good Foul Weather boat. In fact its the best boat I have ever had.. And its an OLD BAYLINER...lol. We run the piss out of every wknd in the summer. Occasionally we will have a couple strippers on board and inevitably one of them will ask if they can drive it.. Im like sure. I set the tabs for them and away we go.. WFO all the way to the Island or sand bar. Its indestructible. I am still going to get a big cruiser but will never sell this boat. So never boatless again.
Chris

iliveonanisland 04-01-2016 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by 33outlawsst (Post 4423548)
He created a new ID cuz he forgot his password... BTW did you try ( password ) ?? were ya been I've missed your witty banter,..... O ya building a resort, Skanks and beers on the house

The email i used to start my oso membership was killed as i was getting so much spam...

iliveonanisland 04-01-2016 06:30 PM


Originally Posted by Speedracer29 (Post 4423552)
So he says.... I'm still pretty confident the new user ID involved some three letter government agency and a thwarted attempt to take over a brothel/compound somewhere in South America.

I actually almost bought the best lil whorehouse in san jose costa rica, but once i found out i had to deal with the mafia if i did! so i took a pass. Colombia is the same way... the mob guys want a cut of all that action...

On the plus side we have tons of hot lil skanks visiting my new hostel on isla mucua colombia... rm

wfo1 04-01-2016 09:18 PM


Originally Posted by iliveonanisland (Post 4423647)
I actually almost bought the best lil whorehouse in san jose costa rica, but once i found out i had to deal with the mafia if i did! so i took a pass. Colombia is the same way... the mob guys want a cut of all that action...

On the plus side we have tons of hot lil skanks visiting my new hostel on isla mucua colombia... rm

Where are the pics of these skanks? Wondering if it's worth the trip..


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