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Old 09-24-2002, 11:20 PM
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Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm a phknlwyr. (Hi Kevin)

I've been a phknlwyr for 6 years now, following 3 years of law school which were preceeded by the best four year vacation I'll ever have: college at the Univeristy of Wisconsin-Madison!

I don't play well with others so I have my own law firm. I'm a housing relocation specialist ( I evict deadbeat tenants).

I can't get a boat until the wife gets a new kitchen but I travel to Miami alot and sniff tailpipes at TNT to get my fix.

Sixth anniversary is coming up this Thanksgiving. She is a phknlwyr too and worked at the SEC chasing greedy CEO's until I knocked her up four years ago. Three girls, ages 3.75, 15 months and 2 days. In twelve years, when all the women of the house are cycling once a month, shoot me please.
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Old 09-24-2002, 11:36 PM
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Name's Scott, you can see my handle.

Age: 46

Married 19 mostly wonderful years... ouch babe, stop that! Come here...

Tow Ride: New to me 97 Ford F250 HD SuperCab LB 4x4 PowerStroke 5 speed. LOVE IT!

Real Ride: '92 Black Checkmate Persuader 219 350 Mag "Black Beauty". "It's a Harley on water!"

Other Fun: Typing on this *****, 4x4ing, flying-preferably in extreme attitudes, photography, reading this board, shooting, buckskinning, playing with ma sweety...

Guns: From Flintlock longrifles to Sharps buffalo rifles to Precision Tactical Rifles. And all the hand guns that go along with them.

Retired Marine Master Sergeant, 21.5 years, Avionics Tech, F-4 Phantoms and F-18 Hornets. Half active time, half Reserve.

Paying Job?: I BREAK ****! Ok... Vought Aircraft Industries, Engineering Dept, Structural Test Lab. Data Acquistion Tech/ Test Operator. We crush, fold, bend, vibrate, and mutilate aircraft and their parts. Heh, go back and redesign it engineer. It ain't strong enough! Try to do the same thing with boats. Haven't gotten high in the air enough though.

Seriously want more boat, more speed, more engines, but 911 kinda stopped that idea. My sweety flys for the airlines. Gonna have to wait it out now.

This place keeps my sanity. Man it cracks me up!

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Old 09-24-2002, 11:43 PM
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Yes my name is actually Ron and we live on Silver Bay in Toms River NJ - Home of the little league champs!

I guess I'm 43, I stopped counting once I hit 18.

Married for 20 years to Terrie, my OSO lurking wife, and we never had a fight

I'm a product line manager for Zoom Telephonics (you probably are using one of our Zoom or Hayes modems right now). My division makes a neat little box that allows existing telephones to work with Voice over IP networks. Sorry Sharkey.

I've had a 24 Sonic and raced the 34 Phantom Mr. Technology in B class. No boat these days.

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Old 09-24-2002, 11:49 PM
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Old 09-25-2002, 12:21 AM
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This does sound like a AA meeting.

Hi my name is chris Kepple (duh)

I am 27 years old.

ok ill speed it up now.

I live in Orlando FL on a private lake, but like most others I am a transplant from a lil' podunk town in upstate NY called Rotterdam, that was 7 years ago. As of right now I own a 2001 PowerQuest Stryker 237 (also for sale like most peoples). I drive a 2002 Chevy 2500HD, 8.1 Liter (for the bigger boat of course) Also have a 1998 Mastercraft Prostar 190 30th aniversary boat (also for sale). I work for Cingular Wireless as a Technitian, 5 years and counting, (I fix phones ), but like sharkey im not sure for how long that will be. Lookng for a new career as well... any ideas? I'm also single, anyone want to help me change that? . Dont own a gun, thinking I should now that I read all those posts.
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Old 09-25-2002, 12:38 AM
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Names Joe ,34 . Have my loving girlfriend of 4 years ,Sandy . (Hi hun )

Been lucky enough to have had a few boats . Buy cheap ,sell for more and hope not to spend too much in the middle . So far so good ! I have had : 24' baja, 31' Jersey sport fish, 1985 Formula 402, and some other unmensionables !

Now have : 39' express cat , 21' omega jet boat, 16' cacci craft (for sale) , and a 12 foot something . I also have 8 trailers ! Need one ?

MY main thing is Horse trailers and tow vehicles . And of course those great computer chips and things from Western diesel , BAnks ,ATS, Superships, diablo, etc. !! We do alot of hitches and custom trucks for all ocasions.

Right now my main ride is a 2002 F350 loaded with the full western diesel package . It's for sale . I'm building a custom Kenworth motor coach to pull the boat , and the horses, and the quads, and just about anything else I can find !
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Old 09-25-2002, 12:46 AM
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Old 09-25-2002, 01:09 AM
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1987 27' scarab, she's a bigtime trailer queen. Maybe i can be running in 2 weeks. I am swamped with work now so its not too likely anymore... I just need 3 full days to drop my new 550hp blown 454 in and wire my new dash up!!!

Broke up with my girlfriend of 4 years at the begining of the summer.

Oh yeah i can't type worth a ****.
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Old 09-25-2002, 01:44 AM
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retired, although we bought a famous health ranch and are converting it into an artist retreat and am working harder now than most jobs I had :-) Jobs: been there done that - truck driver, male stripper, monk, VP of U-haul, Accelerated Learning trainer, Creative Director, Retirement home manager, real estate sales, Dot Commer, taught about 100 of the fortune 500 how to do the internet, spiritual software developer and way too many more to mention. Never had a job I didn't quit when I got bored, usually during first year, except the male stripper one, never bored, just got too old.

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