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Old 09-28-2002, 09:13 AM
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Talking Saturday funny........

Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge around
the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum
speed on the long corridors. Because she and her fellow residents are all
one sandwich short of a picnic, they tolerate each other. One day Ethel was
speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Mad Mike stepped out of his
room with his arm outstretched.

"STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
and held it up to him.
"OK" he said and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird William
popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of
insurance?"

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to
him.
William nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Bonkers Brian
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very large erection in
his hand.

"Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"
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Old 09-28-2002, 09:18 AM
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Now , that's funny !
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Old 09-28-2002, 09:52 AM
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Oh Geeeeez!!
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