well i am bored to hell and eating a loaf of garlic bread and spending time with JD



is any body getting some POON tonight?

whats the gossip....

Didn't do a damn thing today. I've got the flu and can barely stand up without getting light-headed....Damn shame too, because it's the nicest weekend in like two weeks!

Worked 5-11 (hate to do it, but I need the money). Watched the Michigan Game (fell asleep at half time....woke up and it was 35-13....cool!!!). Still watching the game.....45-27 is probably going to be the final score. Off to a party soon......after that?????

ohh yeah what i got into today.

1. Got a nice 2 ft long sub for breakfast
2. Bought some boat cleaning stuff
3. Cashed my worthless check from SUCKY UPS
4. Went and bought some boat part
5. Installed the new boat part
6. Go buy the new part i broke while trying to replace the other part.
7. Trimed the lawn
8. Coated the deck and benches..
9. washed the boat
10. cleaned the insdie
11. Took out the beers cans
12. took out more beer cans...
13.. damn more beers cans
14. Cleaned the beer outta the seat
15. ran the boat in the driveway and pissed of the neighbors.
16. picked up some boat pics from thrusdays fun..
17. had a few bru's
18.. had some more..
19. had a few converstions with jack danils
20.. just ate a whole ****in loaf of garlic bread...

now gonna look at porn

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

Someone done got himself Drunk!!!!

dammit it was all JD's fault



what do you call a dog with 3 legs??????








Tripod

Washed the boat
Picked up all the beer bottles from the boat
Vacumed the carpet in the boat
Drained water from the boat motor and filed with antifreze
Made more MT beer bottles in boat
Cleaned and put cover on the swimming pool

ice cream is goooodddddddddd .. yummy yummy.....

travis, it sounds like you need a girlfriend