O.T. Friday Humor at the Rams expense!!
10-04-2002 | 05:16 PM
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O.T. Friday Humor at the Rams expense!!
St. Louis Rams QUIZ
>
Q. What's the difference between the St Louis Rams and the Taliban?
> >>>A. The Taliban has a running game.
Q. What do the St Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
> >>>A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and
yell "Jesus Christ!".
Q. How do you keep a St Louis Rams player out off your yard?
> >>>A. Put up goal posts.
Q. Where do you go in St. Louis in case of a tornado?
> >>>A. Edward D. Jones Dome - they never get a touchdown
there.
Q. Why doesn't East St. Louis have a professional football team?
> >>>A. Because then St. Louis would want one.
Q. Why was Martz upset when the Rams playbook was stolen?
> >>>A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the St Louis Rams and a dollar bill?
> >>>A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
> >>>A. The St Louis Rams.
Q. What do the St Louis Rams and possums have in common?
> >>>A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. How can you tell when the St Louis Rams are going to run the
football?
> >>>A. Warner leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
Watermoose
>
Q. What's the difference between the St Louis Rams and the Taliban?
> >>>A. The Taliban has a running game.
Q. What do the St Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
> >>>A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and
yell "Jesus Christ!".
Q. How do you keep a St Louis Rams player out off your yard?
> >>>A. Put up goal posts.
Q. Where do you go in St. Louis in case of a tornado?
> >>>A. Edward D. Jones Dome - they never get a touchdown
there.
Q. Why doesn't East St. Louis have a professional football team?
> >>>A. Because then St. Louis would want one.
Q. Why was Martz upset when the Rams playbook was stolen?
> >>>A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the St Louis Rams and a dollar bill?
> >>>A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
> >>>A. The St Louis Rams.
Q. What do the St Louis Rams and possums have in common?
> >>>A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. How can you tell when the St Louis Rams are going to run the
football?
> >>>A. Warner leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
Watermoose
ohhh man 
10-04-2002 | 07:44 PM
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Bitter huh?!
Around here we have been familiar with that feeling for a long time. I am a Buc's fan since 1976. Four losses in a row isn't anything. Check back with me when they get to 26 in a row!
I was at the Buc's first home win in 1977. Wanna guess who they beat? Yep, St Louis!
Of course back then they were still the Cards. I bet Jackie Smith (tight end for the Cards) remembers it. He dropped a winning touchdown right in his belly.
Around here we have been familiar with that feeling for a long time. I am a Buc's fan since 1976. Four losses in a row isn't anything. Check back with me when they get to 26 in a row! I was at the Buc's first home win in 1977. Wanna guess who they beat? Yep, St Louis! Of course back then they were still the Cards. I bet Jackie Smith (tight end for the Cards) remembers it. He dropped a winning touchdown right in his belly.
