I've been laid up in the hospital several times over the past year, and this affords me the opportunity to catch up on some quality TV. During this time, I've caught pretty much every episode of North Woods Law, which is set in Maine. What I haven't seen is any sign of Biggus and the Terror of the North Cigarette. I expected that the only(?) Maine member would uphold our image by tearing around with dry exhaust while chasing 20 year old bow bunnies.

Jeez, this place has gotten soft over the years.

Stay the hell out of the hospital, there's sick people there, you trying to catch something funky??