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Old 10-22-2002, 06:59 AM
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Dear Abby:
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.

My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and

understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited

me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a

bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just

under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would

be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex

with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way

said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew

exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the

front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be.

He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a

good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and

he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I thought

their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?

Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the

reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

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WAIT TILL THE OL BAG IS DRUNK AT THE WEDDING RECEPTION , THEN HAVE A BUDDY SLAM HER ! PAYBACKS ARE A ***** ! DON'T FORGET TO TAKE PICTURES.
 
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Now that's what I call DUMB LUCK!! The worst
part about it is your always going to wonder
how "good" your mother in law would be! LOL.
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Old 10-22-2002, 06:10 PM
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I am sorry but things like this make me wonder what other things they are going to do to f*#k with your mind. I hope you are moving far away from mom and dad in law. If you and your fiancee have that great a relationship I would explore ways to ask her about things her parents do like "tests".

Remember, your going to be looking at these people a long time at the family gatherings.

Good Luck!
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