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Old 10-22-2002, 03:10 PM
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I usually like my humor a little more perverted, but this is damn funny!


The Blonde and the Tiger


A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.
 
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Old 10-22-2002, 03:13 PM
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Old 10-22-2002, 04:11 PM
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Thats TONY the tiger
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An oldie but a goodie!
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Old 10-23-2002, 09:28 AM
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That's a GRRRRREAT!!!!! JOKE
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Old 10-23-2002, 01:54 PM
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LOL!

Damn mattyboy, you beat me to it.
 
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