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Old 10-22-2002, 10:01 PM
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I don't know which one is better, the 'food for thought' part or the
'afterthought' part!! Hope ya'll have a great day and get as much of a
smile out this as I did. Pig or lion sounds good to me!!!


>> > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
>> > enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>> > (Hardly seems worth it.)
>> >
>> > If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>>produced
>> > to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>> > (Now that's more like it!)
>> >
>> > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
>>to
>> > squirt blood 30 feet.
>> > (O.M.G.!)
>> >
>> > A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>> > (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>> >
>> > A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
>>death.
>> > (Creepy.)
>> >
>> > (I'm still not over the pig.)
>> >
>> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>> > (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work!)
>> >
>> > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
>>its
>> > body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>> > ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>> >
>> > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
>>the
>> > length of a football field.
>> > (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
>> >
>> > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>> > (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>> >
>> > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>> > (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
>> >
>> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
>> > (Something I always wanted to know.)
>> >
>> > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>> > (Hmmmmmm........)
>> >
>> > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
>>left-handed
>> > people.
>> > (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>> >
>> > Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>> > (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
>> >
>> > A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>> > (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>> >
>> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>> > (I know some people like that.)
>> >
>> > Starfish have no brains.
>> > (I know some people like that too.)
>> >
>> > Polar bears are left-handed.
>> > (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
>> >
>> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>> > (What about that pig??)
>> >
>> > Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>>stupidity
>> > and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a
>> > chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone (now who wants to be a
>>pig
>>in
>> > the next life time???? hahaha)
>


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Old 10-22-2002, 10:19 PM
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Thing I always wanted to know!!!
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Now I know why my ex-wife calls me a PIG!!!
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As Johnny Carson use to say, "pigs are the smartest of the barn yard animals," and now we know they are the happiest too!
 
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Lucky Damn pigs !!!!!!!!!
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I remember that from a long time ago.
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