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RiverGirl 10-24-2002 04:06 PM

Hey Boys .... I Have A Question For Ya...
 
Would you have your boat detailed/washed .... by a bunch of
VERY QUALIFIED girls....of course in bikinis ...............;)

CigDaze 10-24-2002 04:09 PM

Of course! as long as I can watch!:D

traviss 10-24-2002 04:11 PM

well it depends how qualified they are :p I only trust myself on cleaning up the boat. I would have to trust a lady pretty good to let her get near my boat :D

But you can sit in your tiny bikinis and watch me wash the boat :D



Travis

blown formula 10-24-2002 04:14 PM

Of Course, however to prevent anything from scratching the boat we MUST handwash the girls FIRST!!:D

mopower 10-24-2002 04:15 PM

OH YEAH!

But if they have any buckles on their bikinis they must be removed:D :D

And no not the buckles:D :D

traviss 10-24-2002 04:16 PM

It can't be too cold or we'll have to put tape over their nips so they don't scratch the boat :D :D

ragtop409 10-24-2002 04:16 PM

I will let any girl:D wash my oh boat!

Ron P 10-24-2002 04:19 PM

Now that's the entrepreneurial spirit! You go girl!:D

mopower 10-24-2002 04:21 PM

Rivergirl,
"by a bunch of VERY QUALIFIED girls..."

Do you mean they are very qualified as girls or detailers?


:D :D :D

hot water 10-24-2002 04:24 PM

Rivergirl

I'll wash yours you wash mine ;)

Panther 10-24-2002 04:25 PM

Sure Thing
 
A friend of mine owns a detailing service, and he used to have his wife help him out. It was a nice site to see, and worth the money.

Heck, I think my Girlfriend likes cleaning the boat better than I do.

mxz800 10-24-2002 04:28 PM

its mine, and ill wash it as fast as i want!!!:eek:


oh sorry you meant the boat??:D :D

NASTY HABIT 10-24-2002 04:33 PM

I always do :)

IDRPSTF 10-24-2002 04:48 PM

Times gettin a little tough there RG?

RiverGirl 10-24-2002 05:19 PM

Matt..... OOOOOhhh never mind.:rolleyes:

I had a friend ask
..so I thought I would ask you boys .......

The Girls are VERY QUALIFIED... in BOTH.

Yes, they know the drill....

no... finger/toenail polish...(fench tip...ok)
no... rings or anything of sort to scratch the gel coat.
....etc..


and yes you may watch... isn't that the reason why...
:rolleyes: :p :p :D
I was also told they will wear the g-string bikinis if you'd like...;)

hot water 10-24-2002 05:38 PM

Okay lets ask the big question here

TOPLESS ???

fountain525sc 10-24-2002 05:50 PM

RiverGirl,

I have been looking for someone to do some good detail cleaning on my boat as soon as it is finished but there is nothing around here that I've found. I thing it's a great idea!!!! I'd say go for it.

IDRPSTF 10-24-2002 06:02 PM

I guess that in order to give an educated opinion I would have to see some pictures!

Niuhi 10-24-2002 06:54 PM

I would have to say that any one (male) not wanting it would have to be a little nuts. I certainly would be open to having them perform that service for me, are you doing it also? :D

Les

Ted G 10-24-2002 07:07 PM

Actually I have found women do a better job cleaning things in general. As long as they can handle the more strenuous details like buffing I would think they could be very successful. There is a company here staffed by women that does yacht cleaning-I understand they do real nice work.

The bikinis would just be icing.....hmmmm....could they wear icing too:p :p :p ???

MitchStellin 10-24-2002 07:38 PM

I hope this is not some horrible joke. I am in the process of throwing mud all over my boat as we speak:D And not all piercings need to go:eek: Where do I bring it? I'll bring the Camcorder.:D

timucin 10-24-2002 08:08 PM

nice idea

joeyoffshore 10-24-2002 09:31 PM

Does this include Top And Bottom Gun's?

:D joey:D

Wardey 10-24-2002 09:40 PM

Hmmmm......I say, "Let the Ladies go have a cocktail by the pool while I wash the boat, then it's my turn !!!!".

THRILLSEEKER 10-24-2002 10:17 PM

Hell yes I would! Topless or not its just more work that I do not have time to do:rolleyes: I would let any decent woman in a bikini wash my boat:cool:

Mrgoodwrench 10-25-2002 01:36 AM

Hey RG, is this is trick question?

Audiofn 10-25-2002 06:45 AM

Oh I can see it now.... HONEST honey they are really good at washing the boat. Look at those things shine.... I mean look at the shine. OOOOOOPS did I just say that out loud. :D:D It would work great. At a dock near us the owner always hires really hot chicks and he gets ALL the fill ups on the water. The girls really know their stuff and they are not just good looking so it works out well. :D:D

Jon

tanned fat looks better 10-25-2002 08:32 AM

hell yes!!!!

GRH 10-25-2002 08:43 AM

I had my driveway sealed by 3 very qualified ladies I met in a "gentlemens club".... they too wore bikini's.... they did an EXCELLENT job.... I watched every detail from my lawn chair while sipping a cold one.... my wife didn't think it was "appropriate".... but I thought it was GREAT.... They have a very good business going.... 3 of my neighbors helped me watch & signed up on the spot... they said they get all thier work from referral's....

So to answer your question.... sign me up!;)

Fast Shafts 10-25-2002 09:29 AM

Watch out Mike Merola-they might put you out of business..:D :D

BODYSHOT1 10-25-2002 09:34 AM

...RG, you have to ask???:o ;) :D

R Addiction 10-25-2002 09:40 AM

When can I get an appointment?:D

JUSTONCE 10-25-2002 09:44 AM

send em over i've got plenty of boat to clean:D :D :D

MnFastBoat 10-25-2002 09:51 AM

Sounds great to me

actually the only people I have ever paid to wash my boat was on 2 occasions in one summer
local high school was having a car wash on the local Super America.
Of course I had to stop.
They had a great time. posing, taking pics and the like. One even flashed a little, yup sorry to say, was only a little :)

Yea I know they were only high school age, but damn they did not grow them like this back in my days :(
How about wax n polish. Muff Buff sounds like an interested method :)

Ooppss I did not say that out loud did I :)

JUSTONCE 10-25-2002 10:15 AM

RIVERGIRL: where are you thinking about doing this. if its anywhere near here it'll have to be girls in bikini's hats and gloves:D

sgrady 10-25-2002 10:43 AM

Hell, yes I would.

DanL 10-25-2002 11:08 AM

they're doing that already at Miami Beach Marina.

Ron P 10-25-2002 11:12 AM

Watch out, you might see Merola wearing a bikini in the near future. What a sight that would be.

How about it Mike?

JUSTONCE 10-25-2002 11:18 AM

:D

CigDaze 10-25-2002 11:18 AM

Look what I found:

http://www.bikiniwash.com.au/bikiniwash.htm


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