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Old 10-31-2002, 05:04 PM
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Default Halloween Joke...

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't

know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a

costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a

parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover

your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a


Very truly yours,

Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his

wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he

receives another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden

leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.

Very truly yours,

Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his

wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company

another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and

a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,

Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your

bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly Yours,

Acme Costume Co.
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Thats a good one, its been going around quite a bit this last week.
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