OT - Florida Voters Instruction Manual
11-04-2002 | 12:34 PM
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11-04-2002 | 04:31 PM
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Originally posted by florida gator
FYI, the problem is not Floridians. Their are hardly any Floridians in south Florida.
FYI, the problem is not Floridians. Their are hardly any Floridians in south Florida.
South Florida scares me to death.
But, gotta love them for showing that they make it over in a tire, so we gotta be able to make a run to the bahamas in a 19....
Already hating winter
11-04-2002 | 05:30 PM
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From: Beautiful Fort Lauderdale www.cheetahcat.com
Miranda warning now used by law enforcement in Florida
You are a Democrat voter. You have the right to remain stupid.
If you are too stupid to read ballot instructions, an eighth-grader will be provided to read and explain them to you.
If you cannot figure out the ballot, a fourth-grader will assist you in following the black arrow pointing from your candidate's name to the proper punch-hole choice.
If you are so confused you punch two choices for President, a third-grader will explain how lame you are and get you a fresh ballot.
If you are so feeble you cannot completely punch a hole in a thin card with a sharp object, a first-grader will be available to hit your pin with a Playskool mallet
You are a Democrat voter. You have the right to remain stupid.
If you are too stupid to read ballot instructions, an eighth-grader will be provided to read and explain them to you.
If you cannot figure out the ballot, a fourth-grader will assist you in following the black arrow pointing from your candidate's name to the proper punch-hole choice.
If you are so confused you punch two choices for President, a third-grader will explain how lame you are and get you a fresh ballot.
If you are so feeble you cannot completely punch a hole in a thin card with a sharp object, a first-grader will be available to hit your pin with a Playskool mallet
