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Old 11-04-2002, 03:10 PM
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Talking OT - The Garden of Eden

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. God asked what was wrong and Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God decided he would give Adam a companion, and she would be called "woman".

God said, "This person will cook and wash your clothes, and she will always agree with you. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She won't nag you, and will always be the first to admit she's wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God answered, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

And the rest is history...
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Oldie but goodie........ Slow day today Clay ????
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Very slow day.....
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Clay,

RT oughta thank you for takin' up his SLACK. Bet he spends a lotta time finding those jokes.
Sorry about the slackin'....been traveling the past several weeks (just got back from the boatshow). However, I'm back now, and the daily laughter will continue......... .

Good idea about the joke board. We should look into that.
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Ya know... The crap I'm going through now?! THAT IS REAL DAMN FUNNY!!!!!
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