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Old 11-06-2002, 09:25 PM
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A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course,
> > became
> > > confused as to where he was on the course.
> Looking around, he saw a lady
> > playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and
> > asked
> > her if she knew what hole he was playing.
> >
> > "I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So
>you
> > must
> > be on the 6th hole."
> >
> > He thanked her and went back to his golf.
> >
> > On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again
>with
> > the
> > same request.
> >
> > "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on
>the
> > 13th
> > hole."
> >
> > Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
> >
> > He finished his round and went to the clubhouse were he saw the same
>lady
> > sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the
> > lady.The
> > bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.
>He
> > approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for
>your
> > help.
> > I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also.
>What
> > do
> > you sell?"
> >
> > "I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied.
> >
> > "No, I won't." he said.
> >
> > "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
> >
> > With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
> >
> > "See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
> >
> > "That's not what I'm laughing at," he said, "I'm a salesman for
>Preparation
> > H,
> > so I'm still a hole behind you."
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WOW catman... THANKS! I wonder what Troutly will give it? I hope 5 DONUTS!
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