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A little graduation (funny)

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Old 11-11-2002, 01:43 PM
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A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
>>The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered,
>>"I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade
>>and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade
>>too!" The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the principal's
>>office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
>>explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal
>>told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to
>>answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade
>>and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the
>>conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
>>Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9" Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
>>Harry: "36" And so it went with every question the principal
>>thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the
>>teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."
>>The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
>>The principal and Harry both agree. Teacher: "What does a cow have
>>four of that I have only two of? Harry: "Legs" Teacher: "What is in
>>your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The principal
>>wondered, why does she ask such a question!) Harry: "Pockets"
>>Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants"
>>Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
>>delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes
>>open really wide and before he could stop the answer...) Harry:
>>"Coconut" Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft
>>and sticky?" Harry: "Bubblegum" Teacher: "What does a man do
>>standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"
>>(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
>>answer...) Harry: "Shake hands" Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who
>>am I' sort of questions, okay?" Harry: "Yup" Teacher: "You stick
>>your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet
>>before you do" Harry: "Tent" Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You
>>fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first"
>>(Principal was looking restless and bit tense) Harry: "Wedding
>>Ring" Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip.
>>When you blow me, you feel good" Harry: "Nose" Teacher: "I have a
>>stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver" Harry:
>>"Arrow" Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that
>>means a lot of excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck" The principal
>>breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put his ass in the
>>fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."
>>
 
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