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A man appears before the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
> > >>anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
> > >>
> > >>"Well, I can think of one thing", the man offers. "Once I
> > >>came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were
> > >>threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her
> > >>alone but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest
> > >>and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
> > >>kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it
> > >>on the ground, and told him, "Leave her alone now or you'll
> > >>answer to me."
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> > >>St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
> > >>
> > >>"A couple of minutes ago."
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