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Old 11-11-2002 | 12:57 PM
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap... and stay for breakfast. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?".

"No," she replies... "You just happened to catch my eye."


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Old 11-11-2002 | 01:00 PM
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Well...at least we got a warning...Groan
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Old 11-11-2002 | 01:57 PM
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Old 11-11-2002 | 02:06 PM
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You tappin into the archives too - :-D :-D :-D
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somebody was on voyuerweb today , eh?
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GONG!!!!!!
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and as they parted in the morning . the nice man said "i'll see you around" and the woman replied " I WILL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR YOU"
 
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Old 11-12-2002 | 01:34 PM
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and as they parted in the morning . the nice man said "i'll see you around" and the woman replied " I WILL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR YOU"
It "looks" like we "see" "eye to eye" on the quality of this joke......
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