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Old 11-11-2002, 02:21 PM
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Talking The best e-mail I got today

A young man leased an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on
his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment
next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe.

The man smiled at the young woman, and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor guy broke out into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
"Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment. She closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him,
"What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts. They
are full and 100% natural! I work out everyday! My butt is firm and solid!
Look at my skin. No blemishes anywhere! How can you say that the best part
of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming... That was me."
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