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Old 11-12-2002, 06:55 PM
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time the the couple made love the husband always insisted the lights be turned off. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this to be ridiculus, she figured she would break him of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of wild passoinate lovemaking session, she turned the lights on. She looked down ...and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasuring device. Soft, wonderful and larger than the "real one"
well she went completely ballistic " you impotent @$#^%#, she screamed, how could you be lying to me all these years? you better explain yourself. the husband looks her straight in the eyes and says clamly: ill explain the toy... you explain the kids.
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