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Old 11-13-2002, 07:48 PM
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Talking OT thursday funny(its thurs where i am)

A Amish woman and her daughter were riding in a old buggy one cold blustery day, when the daughter said to the mother "my hands are cold" the mother replied "put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up" so the daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and he said "my hands are freezing cold" the girl replied "put them between my legs and the warmth from my body will warm them up" so he did and warmed his hands. the following day the boyfriend again with his girlfriend riding in the buggy and said his nose was cold the girl once again replied "put your nose between my legs and the warmth from my body will warm you up, he did and his nose was warmed. well the next day he said his penis was frozen solid.....

the following day the daughter was with her mom once again in the buggy and asks her mom had she ever heard of a penis before?? Slightly concerned the mother replied why yes , why do you ask?? The daughter replies "well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost dont they!!!
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Baja ha ha ha

I also heard a version where his ears were cold

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lol,funny
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now, thats funny!
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Hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

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