DID YOU KNOW THAT FORD HAS A NEW MAGNETIZED BUMPER?
They needed something to pick up the parts that fell off along the way.

License plate holder I saw........."Thank God Ford doesn't build airplanes"

Where do ford owners go for help: FORDS ANONIMUS

Ford...At least they circled the problem.

WHAT'S WORSE THAN DRINKING FROM THE TOLIET?
Driving a Ford


FORD ACRONYMES:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot
Backwards... Dorks Ride On Fords
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fixed On Race Day
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Fabrication Ordinaire Reparation Dispendieuse - French for ordinary fabrication expensive repairs.
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Found On Russian Dump
For Off Road Death
it Freaking Only Runs Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)
Frigin Oakies Really Dig it
Funky Old Road Dog
Found On Roadside's Destroyed
Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty
Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge
Found Old Rebuilt Dodge
Forget OutRunning Dale
Found On Railroad Deserted
Found On Railroad Dead
Fools Only Read Directions
First On Repair Dolly
Favorite Of Redneck Drivers
Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords
Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Found On Russian Dump
Forfiet On Race Day
:D :D :D :D

Steve 1

Those are all funny. Let me tell you, I was NEVER a Ford guy. My brother and Dad always drove them and I always gave em hell over it.

Well I get to eat my words now. Like they say, it you cannot beat them, join them.

We are now an all Ford family and LOVE THEM.

2001 Excursion Limited V-10 4 x 4
2002 F-350 Crew Cab Dually Power Stroke Lariat 4 x 4

F - Finest
O - of
R - real
D - diesels

Sorry Dock ,
Real diesels have 6 cylinders ! ;) Although they come with this thing called a Dodge attached to them :D