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Old 11-14-2002 | 08:08 PM
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We should all be happy that he is not into boats. Imagine what that would look like!
 
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Old 11-14-2002 | 08:20 PM
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His nose looks like a penis and his chin a nut sack!
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Old 11-14-2002 | 08:30 PM
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He needs his nose circumsized.

That gives a whole new meaning to "blowing" your nose.
I guess you could get away with calling him a d*ckface.

I am still trying to figure out what is going on with the very tip of the nose. It resembles the most private and sensitive areas on the female body. You know, it rhymes with split.

He looks like a cross between Diana Ross and a not-so well-endowed man's private parts morphed together to form a face.

It grosses me out to look at the picture, but I can't quit looking at it.
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Old 11-14-2002 | 09:31 PM
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For you older...no , more mature folks on here like me , can you say "Phantom of the Opera".
YUK! He looks so bad , I'm almost ready to sell him MY nose but it would probably reject him
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Old 11-15-2002 | 04:50 AM
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Sisters?!?!
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Old 11-15-2002 | 04:57 AM
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Looks like he has some **** on the end of his nose.
 
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Old 11-15-2002 | 07:02 AM
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I think the last Plastic Surgeon took half his brain out as well. WTF would a guy with his money want to do that to himself?

More money than brains I guess.
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Old 11-15-2002 | 07:12 AM
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Consintracy...ROFLMAO They almost look exactly alike What a loser...
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Old 11-15-2002 | 08:57 AM
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My lady thinks he's trying to become Liz Taylor

He hangs out with her all the time and if you look closely he really does resemble her more and more every day.

Well, like someone said, he went from a poor black child to a white woman....Only in america

It looks like Phantom Chaos took him into the photo shop for about 10 hoursof wrenching!!!!!

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Oh yeah, like Dennis Hopper said in speed..."Poor people are crazy Jack, I'm excentric"
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Old 11-15-2002 | 08:59 AM
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I know! They must have grafted skin from his sack for his nose, because it sure looks like it's growing it's own beard.
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