OT: Hump Day Humor !!
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OT: Hump Day Humor !!
Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get
cancer?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba. But why are you asking?"
"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' , can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with ?"
cancer?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba. But why are you asking?"
"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' , can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with ?"
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Subject: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE ?????
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>A young boy approaches his father and asks, "Dad, what is the difference
>between potentially and realistically?"
>
>The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
>would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your
>sister
>if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then... ask
>your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come
>back
>and tell me what you learned from that."
>
>So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
>Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!
>
>I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."
>
>The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to
>do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!"
>
>The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
>Cruise
>for a million dollars?" Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
>much a million dollars is?"
>
>The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
>father
>asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and
>realistically?"
>
>The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million
>dollars, but Realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer."
>
>
>A young boy approaches his father and asks, "Dad, what is the difference
>between potentially and realistically?"
>
>The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
>would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your
>sister
>if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then... ask
>your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come
>back
>and tell me what you learned from that."
>
>So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
>Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!
>
>I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."
>
>The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to
>do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!"
>
>The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
>Cruise
>for a million dollars?" Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
>much a million dollars is?"
>
>The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
>father
>asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and
>realistically?"
>
>The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million
>dollars, but Realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer."
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